Gospel duo releases album of "clean" music to listen to while having sex
Well friends, now I've seen everything:
David and Tamela Mann release R&B album offering Christian couples clean music to ‘make love’ to Quote:
I'm not real big on colored music, and it's hard to imagine any white Christian man being able to "perform" while listening to some Negress shrieking and caterwauling over a jungle rhythm background, but this all did get me to thinking: What would be the ideal music for a gentleman to listen to while fulfilling his Godly obligation to seed his wife? You might or might not agree, but submitted for your perusal are some of my favorite tunes. Perhaps they might make your marriage bed more productive. What a Friend We Have In Jesus (Alabama) How Great Thou Art (Carrie Underwood) That Old Rugged Cross (Alan Jackson) Onward Christian Soldiers (The Cedarmont Kids) Donald Trump Anthem (USA Freedom Kids) Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition (Kay Kyser) Gentlemen, if you have any trouble quite getting to the point of "release," this last one is guaranteed to put you "over the edge," as it were: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition (cover by the Young Pioneers) |
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But the act of conception only lasts about 20 seconds! That's nearly enough time to listen to a song! Not that any Christian would listen to this Satanic screeching.
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Those are great songs on your list, brother Faith, but I feel like I could get into all sorts of trouble if I listened to those songs by young kids while I was in a state of arousal.
I've been in court-ordered therapy and a support group, learning what my "triggers" are. |
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Well it was many years ago, and in the automobile owned by her father, my girlfriend put on the newly released first Roper Crossburn 8 track cartridge. We pulled off the road and listened intently to the man with the silver tongue. Sometimes things happen, so 50 shekels later, she became my wife. As part of the prenup we agreed to only seed when a new Roper Crossburn album was released. Its been a few years now. Phil |
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