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you got me there

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I have to go with Belgium.

1) They have THREE official national languages (and obviously no national pride). The main language is called "Flem-ish" (not kidding). The other two are German and French. With a combination like that, even Esperanto would be an improvement.

2) In WW1 and WW2 they lasted about 18 days each (1914 Aug 5 - 23, 1940 May 10 - 28) before throwing in the towel.

3) In 1993 they essentially surrendered one final time to become a puppet state of the Revived Roman Empire European Union.

4) They are smaller than all but 10 US states.

5) Navy consists of 2 frigates, 6 minehunters, 6 support vessels.

6) 75% of the population are Roman Catholic, and over half of the total population (57%) doesn't believe in God (Eurobarometer Poll 2005)

My conclusion is that Belgium is basically "France Jr." And that in and of itself is pretty sad.

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Friend, I have to completely agree with you there. If the word wimpie didn't exist, it would have to be invented to define Belgium.

They lasted 18 days, but only because the Krauts had a problem with their supply lines. Otherwise, it would have been more like 3.

Wait? There are Godly US states smaller than Belgistan? :o That must be a cartographic error surely?

Belgium personifies everything that is wrong with this world! :angry:

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I can't believe nobody has mentioned Haiti. Maybe because Haiti is so wimpy, people forget it even exists!


Here are a few facts about Haiti:

They are so wimpy, the whole country is PART of an island! They share it with the Dominican Republic, whose only claim to fame is that they have a bunch of Mexicans that play a lot of baseball there. That's not much, but Haiti can't even claim that much.

They are right next to Cuba, and they make Cuba look powerful. And Cubans are still driving around in American cars from the 1950's. Not because they are cool, but because that is all they can afford.

They people of Haiti were once terrorized by a dictator whose nickname was Baby Doc! How wimpy do have to be to let someone named Baby Doc run your sorry little "country"?

Over six percent of the Haitian population is infected with the AIDS. Now, we all know who has the AIDS: Homers! And who are wimpier than homers? Nobody, that's who! That alone would make you a nation of wimps, a bunch of diseased homers trying to be a country. But the ADIS rate used to be even higher, over 10%. What happened? They all died, that's what! The only thing wimpier than a homer with the AIDS is a dead homer with the AIDS!

And finally, Haiti is famous for one other thing besides being run by a bunch of diseased homers and that is Voodoo. Yep, they invented Voodoo in Haiti. They still have Witch Doctors down there!

So, you got a bunch of filthy homers, infested with the AIDS, running around trying to cure it with chicken blood and dancing, living in mortal fear of the Cubans, a guy named Baby Doc, and bunch of Mexican 15 year olds obsessed with baseball. All this is taking place in a "country" that is barely bigger than New Hampshire on the crappy part of an island stuck between the tip of Florida and where God keeps hurricanes!

Haiti is the wimpiest nation in the world by a long shot!

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I doubt there is a single heterosexual male in all of Great Britain. They're ruled by a queen--- at least that's what I've HEARD about Gordon Brown. The Scots even wear skirts!!

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How funny. Here I thought you were talking about the Islamic Emirate of Britain until I got to this line. <_<

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And he didn't even mention WHO successfully invaded Britain one thousand years ago: THE FRENCH! (And before that, a bunch of teeny norweenies).

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Yes, the 18 days is very deceptive. Germany basically walked through at will using Belgium as their personal shortcut to France, and came back about 2 weeks later to mop up "resistance". Actual fighting time was indeed probably around 72 hours.


I also found that very disturbing as well. So I did a little research and found that all states smaller than Belgium were very Blue States. And all Red States were larger than Belgium. I suspect that if these smallish Blue States got right with God, then He would increase their land and bounty.

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Well said friend!

I see you are currently residing in Arizona. I do hope you are not forced to live in Yuma. It is one of the most awful places God ever created.

And I used to live in Fresno, CA so I know a little something about living in a horrible place!

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Actually I'm in the Phoenix metro area, which may be worse. To the South are masses of Hispanic Roman Catholics. To the North are the new age crystal worshippers at Quratzsite. And to the East and West are the various native American tribes with all those heathen gods.

My dream is to escape to Freehold Iowa, when God wills it.

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Arizona is like cult-central. There must be something in the water. Just be glad you don't live in Prescott.

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Son, there are few places on earth worse than Yuma, AZ. The Mexicans hate the Whites and the Indians, The Indians hate the Mexicans and the Whites, and the Whites live in constant fear of the Mexicans and the Indians.

Stopping at a convenience store to buy a coke on the way through town can get you killed if you look at the wrong person the wrong way. And as if to remind you how sad the town is, the tiny trickle that was once the mighty Colorado River pisses it's way right through the middle of town.

I'd rather spend a year in Calcutta jail cell than spend a single night in Yuma!

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Does the Landover Baptist Church count as a nation?

If so I'm pretty sure that'd be a hot contender.

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Of course we count as a nation. And not just any nation, but an holy nation. Haven't you read I Peter 2:9?

But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light;


You tread close to blasphemy, friend. The Holy Spirit is our Head of State, Jesus Christ is our Chief Advocate, and God the Father is our Head Government. When you mock me as an individual , that is between you and me. But when you mock us as a nation, then you attempt to mock God. You better check Galacians 6:7 before it is too late for you:

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

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America won two World Wars. Europe is basically a feminine culture now and Islam is taking over, Eurabia. It's like California except all over the place and I hear tell they still wear powdered wigs in court. France is...well...it's France. They speak the gayest language known. Japan is pretty gay, they all look like women and they are tiny little people with tiny little hands which is creepy. Their toughest historical characters wore silk dresses and played with swords and drank tea. Australia has actual cavemen living there now. New Zealand is the same thing as Australia. Haiti is all scumbly negros and Mexicans (Mexigros/Niggricans) and they speak French. South America has a mostly cocaine based economy and drugs are faggoty. Mexico is Mexico and should be annexed by America. They have no army and the cops are as corrupt as American Democrats. Canada is French and they have no guns. Most of the countries I have listed have that in common. A disarmed population is a wimpy population. Upper Eurabia is basically Islamic now due to an effeminate, disarmed and coddling, politically correct populous. Political correctness is a death blow for any nation.
Guns=citizens, no guns=subjects.
The Middle East is the toilet of the planet and it's people are predominately born to be killed like animals. They live like animals and they cherish the thought of dying to end their lifes misery. Plus they worship Satan more than people in Norway which is shocking considering Norway and Finland are almost 80% Satanic. Africa is a garbage nation with very few actual people living on it. Mostly populated with Africans who are more wild animal than human. That's why they look so weird nevermind the complete lack of a military or any real means of defending themselves. India is the same way, mostly dot heads and Hindu elephant worshipers. They let cows live in their houses like they were livestock themselves.

America is the manliest nation on the planet. Period. When the world is threatened, who does everyone expect to save them? Korea? Kurdistan? Cuba? No. It's America that the planet relies on to police and save the day. All other nations without exception are beneath the United States. Even with liberal Hellholes like Commiefornia and Oregon we are still twice the nation of the next on the list.

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Whut.

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Who?

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Anyone remember the Tsar Bomb from WW2?

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I'm assuming Russia made that one? Stupid commies....

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Ah yes, the turning point of World War Two, the decisive and bloody battle of the Artic sea, fought October 30, 1961...I remember it like it was yesterday....:sarcasm:

(PS, the Russians are obviously compensating for something...Just sayin'.)