EXPOSED: the shadowy agenda behind "free-range meat"
 

So with a new plague sent by God (the so-called "Clocoavirus), liberals are scrambling to find something to blame other than their own sin. Typically they trot out a bunch of nerd scientists who blame factory farms, saying that the conditions in them "breed" new plagues.

Next comes the demand to play with our meat. Expect to see plans for "artificial meat" which of course is being pushed by the big cannibal lobby. Also, cloning. Cloning scares people, so I'm going to say it again. Cloning.

Worst of all is "free-range meat". I don't know exactly what their plan is, but is seems to involve creating a horrifying army that will be like the mongol hordes, only with more clucking.



Oh, you may be laughing now, but liberals just love miscegenation, so you know they're going to crossbreed them with ostriches.

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How fitting, I note. This "free-range" concept seems aligned with the liberal perspective. Much like the chickens, the liberals think they find freedom through their "progressive" notions, but they're just mindless clucks awaiting to be be beheaded and roasted by the twisted Democratic Party!

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I'm sure that all those hens are only going to have consensual sex with the roosters of their choice.

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Thank you for giving us this information Jeb, I'm sure all the ladies will keep it in mind next time I'm shopping.

Do you think they're using some sort of science-sorcery to make the chickens smarter? Notice how they dodge out of the way of the car. That means they're smarter than many humans, I'm looking at you, protestors! :lol:

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Cloning is not a nice word and whether or not it's taking place here (probably not) (yet) can we rule out sorcery? Geneticist is another word I'm avoiding but sometimes it's necessary and when we see God's design being mocked in the following four-stage process can there be any doubt who is really in charge? Satan has no interest in feathers even though some plumage is quite attractive and his hallmark is all over this.

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Eeeeeeeeew!! Feathers! We'll soon see about that!!!

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Off to a good start but room for improvement

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Getting much closer now




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BINGO!! Monstrosity complete!!

With sorcery, science, geneticists and cloning raging like wildfire through the food chain how can we be sure what we're buying? One way would be to only buy live birds – at least then you could see what state the thing was in before you plucked it. Remember whatever the chicken ate to look like that is what we're eating too. It's what the creature is made from. I'm not feeling very well now, having bought one which says it's free-range, organic and air chilled. Whatever that means. Do they normally chill them in Radon or something? And let's face it they could be free-range, organic, air chilled AND genetically engineered, artificially inseminated & cloned.

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I can't start new topics yet, otherwise I would keep the discussion of meat away from the females here, but lately I've been having a hankering for some good old red meat. I love meat so much, it's practically my secondary love next to Christ. My wife can't cook meat to save her soul, which can be cumbersome. A slave some help would do nice around here.

Can anyone recommend me their favorite cut? I am hankering to sizzle up the BBQ and have a nice cock out for the neighbors.

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A bit off-topic, this thread is not about what the ladies actually do with the meat once it's in the kitchen. That's why Otto Von Bismark said "Those who like laws and sausages should not witness them being made". Once my daughter saw my maid burn herself while cooking hot dogs. My daughter ran out saying "Puta! Puta! Puta! I learned a new swear! A Mexican swear!". Much meat tenderizing followed, but now I'm the one going off-topic.

This thread is about is about the risks and morality of meat-innovation, about how science-nerds and libcuck trendies are making mystery meat even more mysterious.

For example, a while ago someone said that omelets are murder because eggs are aborted chickens. That's not true, since the eggs aren't fertilized. If you think about it, eggs are more like a chicken's period.

This is why I only eat factory farmed eggs which I'm told are made in the same factory as Cadbury chocolate eggs. Like all factories, it is powered by prayer.

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And now they have a navy, and an air force:



When the victims of the tribulation arrive in hell, their ears will still be ringing from the cacophony of a thousand quacks.

The Guardian makes no secret the fact that their waddling horde is an army. Here they are discussing a blitzquack invasion of Pakistan: “Ducks like to stay in a group, so...They have three times the combat capability,”.

Next they will indoctrinate our children with video games, look for titles like Tour of Ducky, or Quack of Duty.

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And, while we're on the topic of meat, does anybody know what is in that so-called "beyond" meat stuff? All I know is that there is a food fad (most likely promoted by LIE-beral Demonrats, such as that Ocassional-Ortez women, or whatever her name is), and it has to do with a substitute for meat. Is this as bad as those hippies who insist that everything at the supermarket has to be "free range"?

My, my, my ... there's that word again: free. Now it's got me wondering if Bernie Sanders is behind this food fad!

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I don't understand what this meme is trying to tell me. Is it that there are unicorns in Scandinavia? And the unicorn rides are free, just like their college, healthcare, and childcare? But what does that have to do with Bernie?

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I wish I could help you with this, dear Sister Sally, but I must admit: anything to do with Bernie confuses me terribly. I think it all boils down to how he wants everything to be free, with no regard for the actual costs and payments that must be made at some point. As for the unicorn with Bernie riding on it, it's probably just another of his hippie fantasies. It could be a flashback to certain activities he had enjoyed in 1968 in San Francisco whilst listening to that Jefferson's Aeroplane group. I'd ignore him if I were you, Dear. That seems to work for me.

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It can be proofen that being vegetarian kills brain cells. My younger daughter (sadly) is the perfect example.

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I'm sorry to hear that. Could it not be possible to force meat into her? My sense of good parenting dictates we do not bend to whims and wishes of our children, that's what being a good parent is about...making decisions in good faith for their own good. Meat for her will only bear the fruit of righteousness.


Hebrews 12:11 Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.




Be sure to choose the best cuts, not all meat is clean!

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I think it's promising to use the healthcare system to give no-cost "transitions" to horses who identify as unicorns. Or people who identify as horses that identify as unicorns.

Other Bernie memes are easier to figure out. For example, we know that Bernie has lots of female supporters because they want no-cost transitions to become the latest fad, "transmen". Or as they are now calling it, "Berniebros":

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