JESUS IS ERECT
 

The LORD GOD inspired Sister Dana to ask me about writing a song after my earlier post in the Easter thread. After spending 30 seconds in prayer, this masterpiece came to me like in a dream or a vision.


I dedicate it to Sister Dana and of course, the LORD JESUS.


JESUS IS ERECT
by BrotherLarry with inspiration from GOD


1. Well, the women they went to the tomb
They were filled with dread and gloom
The angels asked why they felt the need to cry
Because no one else was in the room of the tomb
Then Jesus Himself said Hello
There's no need to weep and moan, I say so
Cause I am erect, you I'll never neglect
Now dry those eyes and you go


CHORUS:
Tell everyone I am erect!
Yes Jesus who died, and who never ever lied
Is out of the tomb, that was filled with such gloom
Tell everyone I am erect!
He is erect! He is erect! My Jesus was dead but He's erect!
He is erect! He is erect! My Jesus was dead but He's erect!


2. Now the devil doesn't want you to know
That Jesus is no longer laying low
He stood up on His Feet, the devil to beat
And that is why He wants you to go!
Don't sit there in misery and woe
Get up like He did, and GO
Don't waste all your time on funeral rhymes
Get up and get busy and GO


(REPEAT CHORUS)

Re: JESUS IS ERECT
 

Jesus had such a magnificent erection, coming back from the dead like that. Truly a rock-solid MIRACLE that the atheists can't explain away. That's why His righteous erection frightens them so much, because it spits all over Darwin's face. It's songs like this that are really arousing because they arouse your thoughts about God and His glory, unlike secular trash. Lovely application of Psalm 105:2, Brother Larry. Praise Jesus!

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Simply beautiful, Brother Larry. My sons are learning the words as I type this. They just can't help but laugh with joy over his erection!

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Amazing, Brother Larry! This one is my favorite so far!

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Poetry such as this about Jesus just tickles me inside with glee. Why is that? Is it because Jesus himself is so large and conducts me with such...magnitude? I may have to sit down for this one. Thank you for sharing this with me Brother Larry. You’ve made this girl smile ear to ear this Easter.

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You're a pervert

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Protip: aim your insults. Who, exactly, are you accusing of preversion? :nono:


if it's me, nvm, fair cop

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The Lord is risen indeed.... Luke 24:34

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Glory! Truly Simon was blessed to have had the privilege of laying eyes on Christ's erection.