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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 03-21-2009 10:51 PM

Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip!
 
Today God killed four Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan, bringing the number of dead Canadians to 120. Here is the response from Fox News:



:lol:

Here's a memorial where you can see these Canadian soldiers for yourself. Hard not to laugh at them, isn't it?

Larry Lee 03-22-2009 10:00 AM

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OMG OMG OMG!!! Brother...... oh gee... let me catch my breath



Brother, I didn't even finish watching that video. It was so hysterical.

When it comes to putting a light-hearted spin on today's serious issues, no one outfoxes Fox. That the Fox News commentators could find so much that was funny about Canada, of all places, ought to give the Canadian tourist board a sledfull of new ideas for promoting their frozen little country, eh?

Pastor Ezekiel 03-22-2009 10:41 AM

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Those guys on FOX NEWS are just great. That was a knee-slapper. Who says that Conservatives don't have a sense of humor?? :thumbsup:

I actually had no idea that Canada even had an army. :huh:

Meek and Humble 03-22-2009 04:32 PM

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I thought Canada was run by a Conservative government now? Why are they being such cowards?!

Pastor Ezekiel 03-23-2009 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 308705)
I thought Canada was run by a Conservative government now? Why are they being such cowards?!

Well there are plenty of folks who get mixed up on that one, Brother. You see in the People's Republic of Cannuckistan, they don't actually speak American. What they mean by the word "conservative" translates into God's favorite language as "bleeding heart liberal who hasn't decided whether he likes queers or not yet." :glare:

Bogdana Alkeav 03-23-2009 05:35 AM

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It is, Canada is wicked country like the Russian junior! That Russia, 2nd is coolest, 2nd second is large to newly after the socialist person! Very did the country of paganism come how being the neighbor who has Godly America? The main thing works with mysterious method.

Larry Lee 03-23-2009 08:06 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bogdana Alkeav (Post 308868)
Very did the country of paganism come how being the neighbor who has Godly America?

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bogdana Alkeav (Post 308868)
The main thing works with mysterious method.

Indeed, but I think your secondary-school class in English is failing you. It's a problem that shows up when someone fails to push the "PayPal Donate" button on the bottom of the page.

Bogdana Alkeav 03-23-2009 02:46 PM

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I am sad for my inadequate English. In Russia we have, as it happens, no high schools, have I only primary education in English which I with my its own personal studying especially of king James has completed Bible. I am learn tryingeth my best, niettemin. Like for PayPal, I am sad but in Russia we have been possible give no money to any churches. As soon as I land to saint (America) bowl and under my husband' be; s care, I tithe already my income.

Nobar King 03-23-2009 04:55 PM

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That Greg Guttfeld guy makes me sick with his homosexual innuendo and sarcastic attacks at the Obama administration. I'm surprised they even let him host a show on Fox.

Bobby-Joe 03-23-2009 05:29 PM

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LOL, that was a gut buster.

Jeb, warn people first, I was drinking coffee.

Dead soldier humor. haha.

Bliar 03-23-2009 10:48 PM

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O.K. Let me admit it. I'm not a Baptist and I don't follow any religion. I joined this group because I came across it on the internet and being a Canadian, thought I would read the remarks from members regarding the Fox News mockery of our military.

Now, I'm not one to be shocked easily but the first thing I notice is members complete ignorance of world history, other than your own, I'm sure.

I notice Pastor Ezekiel refers to the American language. I didn't know there was one but I am ready to be convinced by reasonable argument.

Heathen_Basher thought Canada was run by a Conservative government now? Yes, it is a Conservative government but I don't understand your reference "Why are they being such cowards?" Perhaps you would elaborate.

Larry Lee states when it comes to putting a light-hearted spin on today's serious issues, no one outfoxes Fox. Is it that lighthearted on a day when another four Canadian bodies are returned for burial after having been caught out by an IED, with another nine being injured? Did you think that the USA plays a lone role in Afghanistan? And if so did Fox News tell you that?

Pastor Ezekiel did not even know that Canada had an army. Well, I put that down to your schooling. It's my opinion that anything outside of the USA is totally irrelevant to teaching these days. Perhaps THIS site might enlighten him and even express enough interest that he use Google to find out about Canada and other world affairs.

To consider that program as humour leaves a sour taste in my mouth. To believe that the members here are actually a religious fraternity leaves me cold. That you could have such contempt for everything around you, other than yourselves shows me that the only God you believe in is of a heathen extraction.

Now - shoot me. Isn't that what Republicans do?

Max Bayes 03-24-2009 01:11 AM

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I'm British and I didn't realise they had an army. I thought they just had that bloke of Due South and that was it.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 03-24-2009 03:31 AM

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Full Text of Fox New's apology (video coming soon):

"We are deeply sorry that the soldiers (both of them) in the limp wristed Canadian military got their panties in a knot because our fair and balanced reporting hit too close to home.

We apologize for the trama we have inflicted on the lily-livered G.I. Janes of America's wimpiest state, Canada. We hope the PTSD wears off with enough hug and cry sessions.

We deeply regret that the military of the beaver-eating, mountie-mounting, Celine Dion-listening commune of Canada have a long history of being beaten up, at the Somme, Hong Kong, Dieppe, and whenever their wives have PMS.

Now is not the time to point fingers and play the blame game and waste vital time trying to figure out who mocked whose dead soldiers. We are profoundly sorry that Canada's soldiers, who use the Barney The Dinosaur theme song as their battle cry, don't realize this."

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/gay-soldier.jpg http://guanabee.com/epoca.6.5.08.jpg

Nobar King 03-24-2009 03:35 AM

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I'm sure San Francisco would be happy to hire those two to guard the gay sex parade.

Pastor Ezekiel 03-24-2009 03:43 AM

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:rofl3:

Leave it to those conservative cut-ups at Fox News to apologize with style. :thumbsup:

kenny wagg 03-24-2009 04:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond (Post 309148)
Full Text of Fox New's apology (video coming soon):

"We are deeply sorry that the soldiers (both of them) in the limp wristed Canadian military got their panties in a knot because our fair and balanced reporting hit too close to home.

We apologize for the trama we have inflicted on the lily-livered G.I. Janes of America's wimpiest state, Canada. We hope the PTSD wears off with enough hug and cry sessions.

We deeply regret that the military of the beaver-eating, mountie-mounting, Celine Dion-listening commune of Canada have a long history of being beaten up, at the Somme, Hong Kong, Dieppe, and whenever their wives have PMS.

Now is not the time to point fingers and play the blame game and waste vital time trying to figure out who mocked whose dead soldiers. We are profoundly sorry that Canada's soldiers, who use the Barney The Dinosaur theme song as their battle cry, don't realize this."

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/gay-soldier.jpg http://guanabee.com/epoca.6.5.08.jpg

Canada doesn't have two soldiers, is not an American state, etc. True Christians don't lie. Lying is a sin. Homosexuality is disgusting and perverted, but so is lying, so please explain your purpose for lying. What sort of Christian site permits this? And also; are you a member of the obviously Gay site that this photo was taken from? I find this sort of thing puzzling. Care to elaborate?

kenny wagg 03-24-2009 04:28 AM

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For the record, this is the actual apology Gutfield made.

Quote:

"We AT FOX NEWS are deeply sorry that the soldiers (both of them) in the limp wristed Canadian military got their panties in a knot because our fair and balanced reporting hit too close to home.

We apologize for the trama we have inflicted on the lily-livered G.I. Janes of America's wimpiest state, Canada. We hope the PTSD wears off with enough hug and cry sessions.

We deeply regret that the military of the beaver-eating, mountie-mounting, Celine Dion-listening commune of Canada have a long history of being beaten up, at the Somme, Hong Kong, Dieppe, and whenever their wives have PMS.

Now is not the time to point fingers and play the blame game and waste vital time trying to figure out who mocked whose dead soldiers. We are profoundly sorry that Canada's soldiers, who use the Barney The Dinosaur theme song as their battle cry, don't realize this."

You forgot the "at Fox News" part.

ps. If you wish to be perceived as a genuine spokesperson for God, try to be more Christian in your actions.

JennyD 03-24-2009 04:31 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Okanogan (Post 309164)
For the record, this is the actual apology Gutfield made.




ps. If you wish to be perceived as a genuine spokesperson for God, try to be more Christian in your actions.

Gutfield made that apology? More like Gutless! :angry:

kenny wagg 03-24-2009 04:38 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyD (Post 309165)
Gutfield made that apology? More like Gutless! :angry:

I agree, Jenny. It's a coward that will not stand for the things he says after he says them. Jesus was nailed to a cross because He would not denounce His beliefs. Seems we didn't learn much from His sacrifice.

kenny wagg 03-24-2009 10:07 AM

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My final comment shall be
It makes me sick to think that me, and all the other Brave soldiers, American, and Canadian would risk our lives, so that some people would laugh while we die. With that, it's time to say goodbye. May God have mercy on all of your souls, because I cannot. I've no further use for this site. Nuff said. Ba bye now.


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