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Social Construct 01-21-2019 07:42 PM

Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
Hello,

I'm spiritual and willing to be religious, but the only churches I have visited have elderly congregations of elderly women, who due to their ageism, internalized-oppression, and problematic marriage-normalist views are not useful to the revolution, even as a way to practice game.

I was introduced to your charming community by Trent Harvey, he (rebuke me if I presumed the wrong gender-pronoun) has provided me with so much useful data for my field studies.

I look forward to venturing deep into the "heart of darkness" as a sort of "Indiana Jones". I am very good at being inoffensive to different cultures, diverse and otherwise, for example the time I ate fortune cookies despite all the papercuts I got in my mouth. I don't epect to step on anyone's hair, if you pardon the baldness-marginalizing invoked by the term.

My favorite Scripture:
“Verily, verily, I say unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord; neither he that is sent greater than he that sent him.” John 13:16
I like the egalitarianism, how it points out that all men, rich or poor, are the same class because they oppress womyn.
“Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?” Matthew 6:26
Sometimes I identify as a bird, don't worry, I will warn you ahead of time so you won't miss-species me. And even if you do, I'm a believe in Christian forgiveness, and will forgive your human-nationalist hate speech 490 times (Matthew 18:22).
But whoever has this world’s goods, and sees his brother in need, and shuts up his heart from him, how does the love of God abide in him? 1 John 3:17
The world's goods - goods belong to the world, not to the parasites who swarm over Her. This scripture proves that the proper way to be Christian is to be poor, so you can open your heart to other people who are also poor.
And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting: And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers’ money, and overthrew the tables; And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father’s house an house of merchandise. John 2:14-16
Riots are cool.
And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. Matthew 19:24
Heaven is ruled by rich women whose husbands are in hell. That's why I'm working on my widow-game skills. And of course checking my non-widow privilege.

I'll take your questions now, 3 at a time (why is it always 3 at a time? And why does nobody know how to hold a microphone? And what's with the excitement over ivy league this and "it looks like hogwarts that"? University buildings are just obsolete gingerbread-architecture with weeds growing up the walls.) Sorry, for the rant, I'm just really looking forward to being free to roam with the buffalo, or whatever it's like down there on the ground in those big green circles I see out the window of the plane. (What ARE those big circles? No don't spoil the surprise!)

Basilissa 01-21-2019 07:54 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
Whew, that was a long rant, dear. Are you one of Dolores' minions? Why is anthropology attracting the weirdest people?

Brother Gonzalez 01-21-2019 08:08 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
I won't call you Indiana Jones. Why not Marty McFly? Another movie from that era, portrating "science" and doing every silly thing except praising the Lord.

Yes, I will call you Marty McFly.

Johny Joe Hold 01-21-2019 08:14 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
My goodness. Liberal and academic credentials, you might have been looking for some other site and ended up here by accident.

But, since you are here, what sort of thing do want to do to change the world toward something better?

Social Construct 01-21-2019 08:16 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1244809)
Are you one of Dolores' minions? Why is anthropology attracting the weirdest people?


I won't mansplain on her behalf, you'll have to ask her. And I never watched those minion movies, they look like terrible caricatures of Asian-Americans. Asian-Americans are not all short, yellow, and mindlessly industrious! Cambodia has lots of Asian-Americans who are brown, for example.

Anyway, I'm a bit delayed, I set the sexist GPS on my car and it said "Drive straight for 300 Miles". I though Russian hackers had gotten my GPS just like they got our voting machines! Then I realized that that's the geography here.

Now, to explain my philosophy. Yes, I'm breaking down a lot of barriers, here, mixing cultures like fusion cuisine, or my favorite LGBTQQIP2SAA hero Alexandria the Great Fabulous when he mixed cultures to create Hellenistic multiculturalism.

I believe that an alliance between social justice and Biblical fundamentalism is not just possible, but natural and inevitable. I'll list the similarities, but let me warn you, the rough draft was so long, I used the scroll wheel until my middle finger felt like I'd just (actually, never mind).

Oh, I thought I was going to Indiana, not Iowa. So how about you call me "Iowa-na Jones"? (Come up with cutsey nicknames is a big part of game, it creates the illusion that you've known each other a long time, without actually giving salvation-blocks and last-minute-resistance-to-salvation enough time to do their thing. I'm sure you've noticed my bro Trent's game improving, I've been training him).

Basilissa 01-21-2019 08:31 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
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Originally Posted by Social Construct (Post 1244816)
my favorite LGBTQQIP2SAA hero Alexandria the Great Fabulous when he mixed cultures to create Hellenistic multiculturalism.

He did have a homosexual relationship with his - um - mentor - Aristotle, so you did get something right, this time. :wacko:

Johny Joe Hold 01-21-2019 08:32 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
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Originally Posted by Social Construct (Post 1244816)
I believe that an alliance between social justice and Biblical fundamentalism is not just possible, but natural and inevitable.
Oh, I thought I was going to Indiana, not Iowa. So how about you call me "Iowa-na Jones"?

Here is Freehold, Iowa, we want more barriers, not fewer. You might want to reset your GPS for Indiana.

Social Construct 01-21-2019 08:48 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
I'm surprised nobody has asked for more background. I had stocked up on great "it's not my job to educate you" memes, but it turns out you're just as incurious as your low education rates would suggest.

Anyway, it all started back in the olden days of last Summer (sorry, nostalgia rush here, it feels like yesterday) when I was first woke, then redpilled, then experimented a bit and then repented and was bathed in the blood of the lamb, then re-woke, then black-pilled, I think I may have greenpilled for a while but it seems that's just a meme, not an actual thing. Anyway, I was born again and re-woke again and now I can unironically call myself a Christian Justice Warrior. Or Social Justice Paladin.

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1244822)
Here is Freehold, Iowa, we want more barriers, not fewer.

I can see why - I fell asleep at the wheel and must have gone a mile offroad without hitting anything other than corn stubble. BTW, tell the womyn that I prefer the natural style, not just because stubble scratches me, but because natural is good.

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You might want to reset your GPS for Indiana.
Typing Ind*an is a racial slur, anyway I also hear that the presidential campaign activist womyn are very low-maintenance, and what with Kamala Harris starting her campaign today, I have to move fast. 3 second rule, bro. I don't want any sloppy-second-conversion-to-Christ action.

MitzaLizalor 01-21-2019 09:27 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
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Originally Posted by Social Construct (Post 1244807)
Hello

Hello.

Quote:

The world's goods
You have misquoted Jesus. He was differentiating between this world and the world to come. Not even the NKJV can disguise that.
Luke 18:28-30

JamesH.B 01-21-2019 09:29 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
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Originally Posted by Social Construct (Post 1244824)
redpilled, experimented a bit, black-pilled, greenpilled.

I don't know what kind of drugs you're talking about, but you need to get off of them right now and get right with God. Maybe you'd make more sense if you weren't under the influence of things that violated the temple that is your body (1 Corinthians 6:19-20).

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-21-2019 09:34 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
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Originally Posted by JamesH.B (Post 1244828)
Maybe you'd make more sense if you weren't under the influence of things that violated the temple that is your body (1 Corinthians 6:19-20).

They don't take the pills, they slip them into women's drinks. :nono:

EDIT: your credit card information just came through, Brother Iowan-Jones. Thank you sir. We are ready to provide whatever data you need to fit whatever theoretical model you like.

Social Construct 01-21-2019 10:00 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
Why am I called a "parking lot tither"? I thought I gave more than enough money to build a parking lot. Or do you not understand how valuable Bitcoins are?

About Delores, I haven't heard from her either, and I'm worried. I mean as a relaxed and confident guy I don't sweat the small stuff, but I would be justified in this situation triggering anxiety and panic attacks. She's so far from any safe spaces, perhaps she's joined the 1 in 3 women who are abducted by toxic techbros and never seen again.

Deep Breaths, in and out, reverse kegel, think about baseball, this would be easier if I knew anything about baseball.

Sorry, I have to keep my eyes on the road. I know texting and driving is bad, and though I'm using a laptop, they both drain the car battery the same, and we don't want sea turtles to choak on the dead batteries, right?

Dennis Lukes 01-21-2019 10:01 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
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Originally Posted by Social Construct (Post 1244824)
Typing Ind*an is a racial slur

Son, there is absolutely no racism on this forum. The moderators have a zero tolerance policy for any bigotry against kikes, gooks, spics, and spooks, and I for one applaud their stance on the issue and do my utmost to abide by it. But I think you may be misinformed. If some drunken redskin managed to stumble off his ghetto shithole reservation and into a white community's public library (all without being hit by a semi or arrested for indecent exposure and/or marijuana possession) and had sufficient knowledge of the white man's language and technology to locate this forum on a computer, he would be welcomed with open arms so long as he put his heathen lifestyle behind him and accepted Christ and the Bible 100%.

http://www.bluecorncomics.com/pics/pipe.jpg
We smokem peace pipe.

Johny Joe Hold 01-21-2019 10:30 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Social Construct (Post 1244832)
Sorry, I have to keep my eyes on the road. I know texting and driving is bad, and though I'm using a laptop, they both drain the car battery the same, and we don't want sea turtles to choak on the dead batteries, right?

Here is a suggestion I make to liberals like yourself headed for Iowa. Minnesota loves liberals. Go there.

To find your way to Minnesota, just enter "Hillary" in your GPS and you'll be home in no time.

Social Construct 01-21-2019 10:32 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
I'm not needed in Minnesota. Their support for social justice can be taken for granted. Haven't you ever heard of the Blue Wall?

Trent Harvey, Jr. 01-21-2019 10:49 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We were supposed to do diplomacy and form an alliance and stuff like in that fisting meme, but instead we're going to end up arguing over who won the election of 2016.

Remember how we were playing chess, and I killed your king, and you said that you'd actually won because you killed more pieces overall? And then you changed the subject by speculating on which "approach" would work best on my queen, who is married and dead by the way, so that's gross.

Anyway, the election is like that. (The chess game I mean, not royal-corpse seduction.)

By the way, "Stop and shock" is OBVIOUSLY the only approach that could pick her up, she's royalty, anything else won't get her attention.




Note: the fisting meme, perfect for today's weather:

https://i.imgflip.com/2lj60y.jpg

Oh, even more appropriate for this situation:


https://i.imgflip.com/2oo4ze.jpg

Dana723 01-21-2019 11:02 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
I have no idea what is going on in this thread. Is there a :true-fancy: man who can interpret for the womanly impaired? :wacko:

WilliamJenningsBryan 01-21-2019 11:36 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
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Originally Posted by Social Construct (Post 1244807)
Hello,

. . . .

tl;dr

Aw Jesus, another postmodernist deconstructivist neo-Dadaist Frankfurt School Hegelian dialectic Marxist "critical theory" Obama "You didn't build that" socialist troll.

Let me guess - you don't like Donald Trump.

Johny Joe Hold 01-21-2019 11:49 PM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
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Originally Posted by Dana723 (Post 1244844)
I have no idea what is going on in this thread. Is there a :true-fancy: man who can interpret for the womanly impaired? :wacko:

Good question, Dana. What we have here is a liberal man (or woman, I'm not sure) headed to Freehold for suspicious purposes. We need to put a hold on this person until we can determine what purpose will be served by allowing him or her to enter our City.

Esther B. 01-22-2019 12:08 AM

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
 
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Originally Posted by Social Construct (Post 1244832)
About Delores, I haven't heard from her either, and I'm worried. I mean as a relaxed and confident guy I don't sweat the small stuff, but I would be justified in this situation triggering anxiety and panic attacks. She's so far from any safe spaces, perhaps she's joined the 1 in 3 women who are abducted by toxic techbros and never seen again.

Don't worry, she's fine. She actually just posted in a different thread a few hours ago.


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