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Ryan2021 03-06-2021 11:38 AM

Hi i'm new
 
hi i'm an 18 year old male and totally devoted to GOD and when i go to heaven i want to spend eternity lying face down on the floor before GOD in total worship and servitude.

Romeo Rovagnati 03-06-2021 12:17 PM

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Greetings Mr. Ryan and welcome to this Protestant Christian Forum from a Catholic Priest. By this point i suppose that you're already married, aren't you? By the way, i approve your message of letting God use you as a cleaning tool for the floor. :thumbsup:

Before we discuss further your introduction, please tell us which Church you attend, your favorite Bible and how you found Jesus.

Ryan2021 03-06-2021 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati (Post 1282042)
Greetings Mr. Ryan and welcome to this Protestant Christian Forum from a Catholic Priest. By this point i suppose that you're already married, aren't you? By the way, i approve your message of letting God use you as a cleaning tool for the floor. :thumbsup:

Before we discuss further your introduction, please tell us which Church you attend, your favorite Bible and how you found Jesus.

I am engaged to be married, we're trying to get this arranged but Covid-19 is making it difficult. Yes i am very excited at the thought of lying face to the ground for eternity while God gets pleasure out of my eternal worship and use as his tool while i stare at the ground for eternity.


i am in London in the UK i attend Westminster Baptist Church and i like the KJV Bible. i found Jesus because i was committing a lot of sin (teenage boys for you i guess) and someone told me i need to repent and turn away from sin and gave me a bible. When i started reading the bible i started feeling Jesus. I laid down on the floor, face to the floor and prayed and worshipped and i could feel Jesus, that's how it happened

Romeo Rovagnati 03-06-2021 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryan2021 (Post 1282043)
I am engaged to be married, we're trying to get this arranged but Covid-19 is making it difficult. Yes i am very excited at the thought of lying face to the ground for eternity while God gets pleasure out of my eternal worship and use as his tool while i stare at the ground for eternity.


i am in London in the UK i attend Westminster Baptist Church and i like the KJV Bible. i found Jesus because i was committing a lot of sin (teenage boys for you i guess) and someone told me i need to repent and turn away from sin and gave me a bible. When i started reading the bible i started feeling Jesus. I laid down on the floor, face to the floor and prayed and worshipped and i could feel Jesus, that's how it happened

Oh, that's a very nice witnessing! Kudos to the person that gave you the Bible. :thumbsup: By the way, i'm pretty sure it must be hard living as a Christian in a country like England, who rejects our Lord and Saviour for following nonsense such as Atheism and Royal Worshipping. :thumbdown: I'm very glad that you found a Church who, as i suppose, is not like the Anglican Church that allows women to become priests and preach Atheist Mythologies. Anyway, i hope you'll enjoy your stay in here!

Ryan2021 03-06-2021 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati (Post 1282044)
Oh, that's a very nice witnessing! Kudos to the person that gave you the Bible. :thumbsup: By the way, i'm pretty sure it must be hard living as a Christian in a country like England, who rejects our Lord and Saviour for following nonsense such as Atheism and Royal Worshipping. :thumbdown: I'm very glad that you found a Church who, as i suppose, is not like the Anglican Church that allows women to become priests and preach Atheist Mythologies. Anyway, i hope you'll enjoy your stay in here!

The UK is not a nice country to live in in a lot of ways, its embraced this awful woke culture and hating on white males (such as myself) which gets on my nerves. I've never liked the Royals.


Thank you i am already liking it here. i noticed the ''unsaved trash'' label on my profile which i thought was pretty cool. I think of myself as trash compared to the LORD, even if i'm saved i'll still be trash just saved trash ha. That's why i like the idea of being face down on the ground for eternity before my LORD. My only purpose is to serve and worship him while staring at the floor for eternity because trash stays beneath its Master always.

Johny Joe Hold 03-06-2021 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryan2021 (Post 1282045)
Thank you i am already liking it here. i noticed the ''unsaved trash'' label on my profile which i thought was pretty cool. I think of myself as trash compared to the LORD, even if i'm saved i'll still be trash just saved trash ha. That's why i like the idea of being face down on the ground for eternity before my LORD. My only purpose is to serve and worship him while staring at the floor for eternity because trash stays beneath its Master always.

Welcome, Ryan. If you have looked at our site here you already know those with the honor of being True Christians™ are experts in sin. We help people by identifying their sins and putting them on the track of Holiness. May I ask what you find to be the worst sin against Jesus and whether you have committed this sin?

James Hutchins 03-06-2021 02:28 PM

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Welcome young man. While you may find most pf the male members of this Church to be stiff, rigid to the point, we are always open to new members and guiding them to new experiences, erupting in joy while covering them with God's turgid Love. I hope to have the opportunity to come unto you as well. So, even if you just need a hand, please ask.

Ryan2021 03-06-2021 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1282047)
Welcome, Ryan. If you have looked at our site here you already know those with the honor of being True Christians™ are experts in sin. We help people by identifying their sins and putting them on the track of Holiness. May I ask what you find to be the worst sin against Jesus and whether you have committed this sin?

Honestly i think the worst sin is doubting him/lack of faith in him. All sins are bad but when we have faith and repent we can be forgiven. When we lack faith and don't repent we don't get forgiven. I think ultimately doubting Jesus and lacking faith means eternal punishment in Hell can't be avoided. Hell can be avoided for all other sins through faith, worship and repentance.


I have committed that sin because i didn't find my faith until i was 14, so i have to accept that for the first 13 or so years i committed this sin.

Ryan2021 03-06-2021 02:44 PM

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I just want to say as well that from the moment we are born to the moment we die and then for all eternity, whether its in Heaven or Hell, we are slaves. When we don't find God we are slaves to sin and Satan and the material world on earth. When we accept Jesus as our lord and saviour we swap one form of slavery for the other as at the moment we accept Jesus we submit to serve the LORD for eternity, so we never stop being slaves. In our eternal life in Heaven we are slaves in worship to God. If we go to Hell we are still his slaves, its just that he hands us over to Satan to be punished. We never stop being slaves, its just up to us who we choose to serve.

Dennis Lukes 03-06-2021 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryan2021 (Post 1282041)
hi i'm an 18 year old male and totally devoted to GOD and when i go to heaven i want to spend eternity lying face down on the floor before GOD in total worship and servitude.

It's rare to find such righteousness in a man so young as yourself. In fact, your imagery is so glorious it brings a singular manly tear to my eye. I welcome you, Ryan, and pray that you will not disappoint us as so many new posters have.

Ryan2021 03-06-2021 02:49 PM

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Also if we love family members, pets, celebrities etc more than God that deserves eternal punishment in Hell. We have to love the LORD our GOD with all out hearts and all our souls, he comes first at all times.

Ryan2021 03-06-2021 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1282051)
It's rare to find such righteousness in a man so young as yourself. In fact, your imagery is so glorious it brings a singular manly tear to my eye. I welcome you, Ryan, and pray that you will not disappoint us as so many new posters have.

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 1282048)
Welcome young man. While you may find most pf the male members of this Church to be stiff, rigid to the point, we are always open to new members and guiding them to new experiences, erupting in joy while covering them with God's turgid Love. I hope to have the opportunity to come unto you as well. So, even if you just need a hand, please ask.

Thank you both. I noticed all of the men here so far are older than i am which makes me happy as i prefer being around older men and i always welcome advice, guidance and at times discipline when needed.


i'm going to be offline for a few hours soon because its time for me to do 3 hours lying face down on the floor, i try to do 3 hours with my face on the floor every day, i figure if i want to be lying with my face on the ground in Heaven for eternity i need to be getting a lot of practice in in the mean time so i'm prepared for when i'm doing it for eternity :D:lol:

Isabella White 03-06-2021 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryan2021 (Post 1282041)
hi i'm an 18 year old male and totally devoted to GOD and when i go to heaven i want to spend eternity lying face down on the floor before GOD in total worship and servitude.

And, may I extend to you a most gracious and warm :welcome-flowers:, dear Mr. Ryan. We are so very pleased that you have found :forum-fancy:, within the depths of the vast interwebs galaxy.

Your devotion to Almighty :god-fancy: is truly admirable; and, being of such a young age, your life ahead will be full of the blessings of the :lord-fancy:, if you remember to put :him-fancy: first in all that you do.

Matthew 6:33 "But seek ye first the kingdom of :god-fancy:, and :his: righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you."

Now, then, I'm sure that it was just an oversight, due -- undoubtedly -- to being overwhelmed at finding :landover-fancy:, but I note that you have, somehow or another, overlooked our simple requests, which are at the top of our friendly Introduction Forum. I am pleased to include those requests for you, and we would so appreciate it if you would supply us with the information, as requested:

The introduction forum - Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

May the :lord-fancy: bless you richly, Dear, as you fellowship and serve :god-fancy: with us.

Ryan2021 03-06-2021 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Isabella White (Post 1282059)
And, may I extend to you a most gracious and warm :welcome-flowers:, dear Mr. Ryan. We are so very pleased that you have found :forum-fancy:, within the depths of the vast interwebs galaxy.

Your devotion to Almighty :god-fancy: is truly admirable; and, being of such a young age, your life ahead will be full of the blessings of the :lord-fancy:, if you remember to put :him-fancy: first in all that you do.

Matthew 6:33 "But seek ye first the kingdom of :god-fancy:, and :his: righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you."

Now, then, I'm sure that it was just an oversight, due -- undoubtedly -- to being overwhelmed at finding :landover-fancy:, but I note that you have, somehow or another, overlooked our simple requests, which are at the top of our friendly Introduction Forum. I am pleased to include those requests for you, and we would so appreciate it if you would supply us with the information, as requested:

The introduction forum - Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

May the :lord-fancy: bless you richly, Dear, as you fellowship and serve :god-fancy: with us.

Thank you very much.


I did answer those questions in post #3

Basilissa 03-06-2021 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryan2021 (Post 1282061)
I did answer those questions in post #3

Not all of them:

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Originally Posted by Ryan2021 (Post 1282043)
I am engaged to be married, we're trying to get this arranged but Covid-19 is making it difficult. Yes i am very excited at the thought of lying face to the ground for eternity while God gets pleasure out of my eternal worship and use as his tool while i stare at the ground for eternity.

i am in London in the UK i attend Westminster Baptist Church and i like the KJV Bible. i found Jesus because i was committing a lot of sin (teenage boys for you i guess) and someone told me i need to repent and turn away from sin and gave me a bible. When i started reading the bible i started feeling Jesus. I laid down on the floor, face to the floor and prayed and worshipped and i could feel Jesus, that's how it happened

There is no mention of your favorite Bible verse.

I will withhold my righteous judgment until you provide your favorite Bible verse.

Ryan2021 03-06-2021 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1282062)
Not all of them:

There is no mention of your favorite Bible verse.

I will withhold my righteous judgment until you provide your favorite Bible verse.

i thought the original question was what is my favourite version of the bible but ok sorry. i will have to think about it and get back to you, but any of the ones which mention worship, kneeling and getting our faces on the floor are the ones i particularly like because i love when the LORD reminds me how important it is to worship.

Basilissa 03-06-2021 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryan2021 (Post 1282065)
i thought the original question was what is my favourite version of the bible but ok sorry.

Protip: learning how to read properly will be a very useful skill for you to master, not just for the purposes of effective communication on this forum, but also for your studies of the Bible. :thumbsup:

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i will have to think about it and get back to you, but any of the ones which mention worship, kneeling and getting our faces on the floor are the ones i particularly like
Would you be willing and/or able to provide any specific examples?... :wacko:

Ryan2021 03-06-2021 05:00 PM

Re: Hi i'm new
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati (Post 1282042)
Before we discuss further your introduction, please tell us which Church you attend, your favorite Bible and how you found Jesus.

your favorite Bible. Doesn't mention bible verse

Basilissa 03-06-2021 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryan2021 (Post 1282067)
your favorite Bible. Doesn't mention bible verse

Honey, that's just a child molester talking. :thumbdown:

On the top of this page, you can see:

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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
And then Sister White helpfully repeated it:
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The introduction forum - Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
It's not rocket science, anyone who opened the Bible even once should see some specific verse that he or she is particularly drawn to, right? :wacko:

Isabella White 03-06-2021 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryan2021 (Post 1282067)
your favorite Bible. Doesn't mention bible verse

Dear, kindly examine this very carefully, and see if you can find the request about including your favorite Bible verse:

The introduction forum - Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


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