Holocaust Jokes
What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower. :lol: |
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My grandpa died in Auschwitz....
He fell of the guard tower... :D |
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Why don't Jewish cannibals eat Germans?
Germans give them gas. :joo: |
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Why did Hitler kill himself?
He couldn't afford the gas bill. |
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Have you heard about the new German microwave oven?
Seats 8 joos! |
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Here is one the Pope told me:
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 1004. 4 in the seats and 1000 in the ashtray. |
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What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?
Boy Scouts eventually come back from camp. :thumbsup: |
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How many joos can you fit in a Volkswagen?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray! :lol: |
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Very good one, Brother Enoch!
Here is another: There is Hitler on top of a ravine. A long procession of Jews leads to the top, where one after the other, are passed in front of the Fuhrer. He throws them in succession in the bottom of the chasm, sending them crashing hundreds of feet below. An observer comes close to Himmler and ask him what the Fuhrer is doing. "Can't you see?" The Fuhrer is playing Tetris. :thumbsup: |
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Who was the greatest Jewish baker?
Hitler |
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What the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven. |
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How do you start a Jewish Marathon?
Roll a Penny down a Hill. |
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Q: Why is it the mentally ill don't send Christmas cards?
A: Because they're too busy on their knees praying. |
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What's the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture. |
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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
They keep falling through his hands. :D |
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