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Johny Joe Hold 06-13-2022 09:30 PM
God Strikes Down Justin Bieber
 
Mega star singer, Justin Bieber, often brags about his Christian faith. Yet he sings songs with sexual overtones. He has spent much of his life in drugs and alcohol.

Some of us have been waiting for God to take His revenge. It has happened. Bieber just announced he has facial paralysis. Half his face does not function. He cancelled a lucrative tour.

Sorry Justin. You should have come to Landover Baptist long ago.

Justin Bieber says half his face is paralyzed due to Ramsay Hunt syndrome - YouTube

handmaiden 06-13-2022 11:11 PM
Re: God Strikes Down Justin Bieber
 
I, too, have wondered about Bieber's lip service to Jesus. His wife, who is very beautiful and the daughter of the one Baldwin brother who is on the right side of history (by supporting Trump and the Godly Conservative agenda), is also something of a conundrum. She dresses very provocatively and always looks so bored and miserable. I don't see any of the joy of Jesus in her.

I would post a picture to prove my point, but I know many of our visitors are prone to severe depression, (they can't help it because they are atheists), and the sight of her unsmiling face might be too much for their fragile mood.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 06-14-2022 05:16 AM
Re: God Strikes Down Justin Bieber
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1299397)
I, too, have wondered about Bieber's lip service to Jesus. His wife, who is very beautiful and the daughter of the one Baldwin brother who is on the right side of history (by supporting Trump and the Godly Conservative agenda), is also something of a conundrum. She dresses very provocatively and always looks so bored and miserable. I don't see any of the joy of Jesus in her.

I would post a picture to prove my point, but I know many of our visitors are prone to severe depression, (they can't help it because they are atheists), and the sight of her unsmiling face might be too much for their fragile mood.
Sister your graciousness is unworthy of their presence.

The Beeber character has some history, much of which I regret to say, is not good. History will judge if the paralysis will spread and seize his lungs and stop the flow of blood to his heart with death imminent. Or maybe it will pass and just be a cough, only God can say.

its_faith 07-13-2022 11:20 PM
Re: God Strikes Down Justin Bieber
 
About time. The only thing he had going for him is that he was white and steering dumb white girls away from making fatherless oreos.

Cranky Old Man 07-13-2022 11:32 PM
Re: God Strikes Down Justin Bieber
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1299397)
His wife, who is very beautiful and the daughter of the one Baldwin brother who is on the right side of history (by supporting Trump and the Godly Conservative agenda)
Isn't Baldwin the one who killed Halyna Hutchins with a gun for being a slut? Sounds like a decent Cristian to me.

Bieber on the other hand clearly made up this "Ramsay Hunt syndrome" because he is too lazy to do actual work. He could at least have come up with a more believable name for a disease like "Simian Flu", "Red Death" or "Bowden's Malady". But clearly Bieber is even too lazy for that as well.

On the bright side, when in Hell, Bieber can keep the other sinners awake with his horrific "music".

Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name."

handmaiden 07-14-2022 01:57 AM
Re: God Strikes Down Justin Bieber
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1300806)
Isn't Baldwin the one who killed Halyna Hutchins with a gun for being a slut? Sounds like a decent Cristian to me.
Different Baldwin. (They are tricky to keep track of, I grant you.) That Baldwin is known for doing very mean-spirited impressions of our dear President Trump.

If he ends up doing jail time for the shooting it will be God's judgment on him.


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