HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !
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Now that we've all seen how the REAL Olympics is done, let us try and have the so-called 'Special Olympics' banned. Seriously, who wants to watch a bunch of ugly limbless spastics competing in this mockery of a sporting event! Not me! They call it the 'Special' Olympics? Special? A bunch of worthless mongeloids wheeling across the finish line? It looks more like a Circus Freakshow! God finds these retards repulsive, it says so in Leviticus 21:18-24. So why should we all be forced to watch people who God hates, limp their way to glory? Friends, there is no glory in being a retard. From now on I want all these so-called 'Special' athletes to complete in the Normal Olympics, alongside normal athletes. These retards keep on banging on about 'equal rights', well let's give them some. It's about time these worthless beasts were put where they truly belong. So let us use this humble thread as a place where we can discuss and debate how best to have this repulsive event banned for good. Praise! |
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Wood chipper at the finish line?
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We could pass out scissors to all the participants. You know, the regular kind of scissors that normal people use.
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What are the categories?
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Put them in an arena and let each "special olympics" event be fought with real guns. :russian_roulette: :hunter:
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I hope all of you enjoy your stay in The Bahamas.
The lord himself would be in ecstacy from hearing such things! You wonderful Christians!!! |
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Special olympics, special sauce, special rights-- they all claim to place themselves above God's natural order. God's own olympics are divine. What could be more special than that? |
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Now, ask yourself this question…. How does the ‘Special Olympics’ glorify God? We already know that God finds retards repulsive, it says so in the Bible. So do you really think he wants to watch a whole mess of limbless freaks, stuttering stammering staggering and slobbering all over each other, in some sort of consolation competition for human rejects? Get real, boy ! Take a look at these pictures…. http://www.lightthetorch.net/wp-cont...s-nc-thumb.jpg http://www.ywca.org/atf/cf/%7B558EBF...20Aquatics.jpg http://greatfallssoccerpark.com/gall...Olympics-2.jpg http://blogs.columbiatribune.com/pho...wim%20Team.jpg http://www.iptv.org/specialolympics/...obson_big2.jpg http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/...lolympics2.jpg … Disgusting! It’s enough to make Jesus puke!! |
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What good can come of this? Encouraging these drooling fools to make hopeless mockeries of able bodied elite athletes is beyond the pale. Even the name 'special' is offensive , as if somehow these relentlessly frottaging freaks are somehow to be valued and celebrated - on the worlds stage for Jesus' sake! Much money is being frittered away encouraging this mockery of mankind - was man not made in Gods image? Do you think that God approves of these 'almost-humans', nay, these abominations mimicking the able-bodied elite among us? Mocking normal people? Mocking God himself? It's not called "Downs Sin-drome' for nothing. All manner of retards are as offensive to God as Catholics, and there's no shortage of retards in their ranks let me tell you. They are the doubly-damned and God will have none of it. AND NEITHER SHOULD WE!
Let me say this. God will not tolerate those who participate in these 'Olympic Shames', nor will he look kindly on those who encourage their existence in any shape or form. I suggest we prepare for the next "Olympic Shames'. I encourage you all to join me in a full scale protest and picket of the 2009 Special Olympics World Winter Games, January 31 - February 7 2009, Boise, Idaho, USA . I will investigate the possibility of using one of the Pastors Gulfstreams for transport. Start painting those placards now! I'd like to see suggestions for placards, my brethren. However I would like to draw the line at bad taste or off-colour suggestions. Let Jesus inspire you! |
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Bless you, my obsequious oxygen bandit, Father Mo . |
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I for one feel that there is tremendous witnessing opportunity at the Special Olympics.
Where else can you find so many retardeds swarming together at one time? It's a wonderful chance to preach to the world with colorful signs and bullhorns that these tards are the way they are because they or their parents angered GOD before they were born! |
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Some of the little cripples tried to eat Deuteronomy! Can you believe it?! :fear2: |
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I agree. These retards don't need any encouragement, as they've already been infected with the "You are a very special person!" nonsense that they get from their parents and social workers. Now they get medals for being outstanding mongoloids and retardeds?
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Aren't even the regular Olympics a bit "special"? There is a whole area of competition devoted to midgets - they call it "gymnastics".
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