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Pastor Ezekiel 10-09-2012 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Deathking (Post 937707)
So men know what god thinks and say? You do not know that gods word in the bible is really gods word. What makes the bible true and not the Torah or the Quran and many other religious books. I can keep going but I won't because your beliefs are not based on facts, logic or evidence. It is based on one book that was written 2000 years ago. I hope you all wake up one day and are free of this false bondage you call god. When you do that then you will be able to see the truth!
:killer-jew:

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself. :rtfm:

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm:.


I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. :sinner:

Deathqueen 10-09-2012 03:47 AM

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You people are piffleing retarded!!!

Pastor Ezekiel 10-09-2012 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Deathqueen (Post 937715)
You people are piffleing retarded!!!

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sucking off stray dogs to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right. :tiphat:

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!! :yahoo:

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

JenniferRyan 10-09-2012 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Da Fugly Fool (Post 937592)
Saw this on reddit, it reminded me of how screwed up the world is. You are sick and any of you who think this is ok are sick as well. If there is a god, I hope you can't wash away your sins and you burn in your so called "hell". If you tried to pull this anywhere near me, I would bash your skull in and send you to your maker. :ph34r: :devil: :brimley: :angry:

I am so glad to see I am NOT the only one who finds this absolutely disgusting! A 13 year old is WAY to young to be getting married, and to grown men no less! She's just a child! Why would you ever dream of taking away her childhood like that? Everyone on here seems to be batshit insane, in my opinion. But, whatever. Thankfully none of your "kind" live near me. If they did, they wouldn't be alive much longer, I assure you -_-:thumbdown::angry::devil::furious::ranting2::nonon o::annoyed_h4h:

Mary Etheldreda 10-09-2012 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JenniferRyan (Post 937737)
A 13 year old is WAY to young to be getting married

Not necessarily. Her father is a certified True Christian™ man. He is a new creature in Christ (2 Corinthians 5:17) and incapable of doing wrong. (1 John 3:9) Clearly the LORD had put upon his heart the appropriate thing to do given his circumstance. Ergo, the daughter was not too young. Besides, it's perfectly legal on many states with parental permission.

:)

Zechariah Smyth 10-09-2012 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JenniferRyan (Post 937737)
I am so glad to see I am NOT the only one who finds this absolutely disgusting! A 13 year old is WAY to young to be getting married, and to grown men no less! She's just a child! Why would you ever dream of taking away her childhood like that? Everyone on here seems to be batshit insane, in my opinion. But, whatever. Thankfully none of your "kind" live near me. If they did, they wouldn't be alive much longer, I assure you -_-:thumbdown::angry::devil::furious::ranting2::nonon o::annoyed_h4h:

Are you aware that interstate transmission of a threat is a felony?

YiC,

Zech

White Rhino 10-09-2012 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 624012)
Christians only, please.

Besides, wouldn't your husband be angry? :glare:

lol a god???? I also believe in Dragons. You people make me laugh and sick to my stomach. If you think that there is a higher power that controls the every day world we live in I am disgusted with our education in this country.

JenniferRyan 10-09-2012 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 937741)
Are you aware that interstate transmission of a threat is a felony?

YiC,

Zech

Are you aware that I wasn't saying that I would do the harming? What I meant was that there a lot of people around where I live who would probably react in a physical manner. I'm not that way. So, no, what I said WASN'T a felony. Nice try though ;)

Zechariah Smyth 10-09-2012 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by White Rhino (Post 937742)
lol a god???? I also believe in Dragons. You people make me laugh and sick to my stomach. If you think that there is a higher power that controls the every day world we live in I am disgusted with our education in this country.

You seem to be confused, friend. This is a forum to praise Our Lord Jesus Christ, not some Henry Potter "goblet of fire" nonsense.

:thumbdown:

Yours in Christ (NOT GANDALF),

Z. Smyth

Zechariah Smyth 10-09-2012 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JenniferRyan (Post 937743)
Are you aware that I wasn't saying that I would do the harming? What I meant was that there a lot of people around where I live who would probably react in a physical manner. I'm not that way. So, no, what I said WASN'T a felony. Nice try though ;)

"I assure you" would indicate otherwise. The use of a personal pronoun signals intent.

JenniferRyan 10-09-2012 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 937745)
"I assure you" would indicate otherwise. The use of a personal pronoun signals intent.

Not really. It shows that I know the people in my area quite well. But I know how you "Christians" like to interpret things. You try to twist things because you are all nasty little manipulators who force your ridiculous beliefs down other people's throats. I'm done with all of this stupid crap. You're all dumb and going to hell. I will laugh at all of you when I'm dead and in heaven. Why? Because I'll know I lived my life well, loved ALL people, and didn't treat people the way you all seem too. Good day to all of you and maybe someday you will all realize just how wrong you were. I will pray for all of you!

YiAWPBD,
Jenn

Light_798 10-09-2012 06:20 AM

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Hatred and persecution is all I see.. Lord have mercy on your souls. I will pray for you all, and I will not be the one to cast judgement on you.

~ A true Christian

Mary Etheldreda 10-09-2012 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by JenniferRyan (Post 937746)
I lived my life well, loved ALL people

And yet you assure us death should we come near you. And your location says you have every one of us.

:(

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Originally Posted by JenniferRyan (Post 937746)
YiAWPBD,
Jenn

QWerTY

Mary

Light_798 10-09-2012 06:48 AM

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I don't understand. You claim to be True Christians, but judge others so harshly? It's not your place to judge others, you can't claim whether someone is going to hell or not.. That is up to God, it is not man's duty to judge and condemn one another. You can simply suggest that they need God, and if they refuse it, let them be and pity them. You'll know where you stand with God, and God will appreciate that you tried to spread his word.
I've converted a friend of mine to Christianity, and I did it through kindness, not condemning and judging him. That is why so many people are afraid of Christians now a days because they're afraid of what you'll say to tear them down, when that is not our place as humans simply put here to spread the word of God.
You may judge me if you wish, but Lord knows that is not the way to go if you wish your judgement to go well. Luke 6:37 and Matthew 7:1-2

White Rhino 10-09-2012 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 937744)
You seem to be confused, friend. This is a forum to praise Our Lord Jesus Christ, not some Henry Potter "goblet of fire" nonsense.

:thumbdown:

Yours in Christ (NOT GANDALF),

Z. Smyth

well you seemed to be confused... its called sarcasm. I should of thought that a person dumb enough to believe in an almighty being would have a sense of humor.

Billy Bob Jenkins 10-09-2012 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Light_798 (Post 937762)
I don't understand. You claim to be True Christians, but judge others so harshly? It's not your place to judge others, you can't claim whether someone is going to hell or not.. That is up to God, it is not man's duty to judge and condemn one another. You can simply suggest that they need God, and if they refuse it, let them be and pity them. You'll know where you stand with God, and God will appreciate that you tried to spread his word.
I've converted a friend of mine to Christianity, and I did it through kindness, not condemning and judging him. That is why so many people are afraid of Christians now a days because they're afraid of what you'll say to tear them down, when that is not our place as humans simply put here to spread the word of God.
You may judge me if you wish, but Lord knows that is not the way to go if you wish your judgement to go well. Luke 6:37 and Matthew 7:1-2

God commands us to judge.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Stop spamming our forums with the same lies after we have already debunked them elsewhere.

Light_798 10-09-2012 06:55 AM

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Lies? Those quotes come from the scripture themselves.
Or were you referring to me converting my friend to Christianity? HA, I laugh in your face if you call that a lie, i helped him through his toughest spot in life and brought him to church and helped him find Christ.
As far as Psalm 37:30 goes that translates to me that you may speak of the judgement God has to offer through your knowledge of the Lord. nothing more.

Billy Bob Jenkins 10-09-2012 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Light_798 (Post 937766)
As far as Psalm 37:30 goes that translates to me that you may speak of the judgement God has to offer through your knowledge of the Lord. nothing more.

That is precisely what we are doing, infidel. So why are you persecuting us?

The lie I am referring to is the claim that a True Christian™ has somehow sinned against you. We are only trying to keep you from burning in Hell for all eternity.

Light_798 10-09-2012 07:11 AM

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Judgement! You have called me an Infidel, you have no right to do so because I know the scripture and believe in Jesus the Lord Almighty. Furthermore you can only SAY that a person will go to hell as example.
Ex: ) "You will go to hell if you don't worship Jesus." but you guys are more like Ex: ) "You're going to hell, we're not, we're going to laugh as you burn!" (Really?, I like the former version better)
You're not here to help people, you're here to persecute the non-convicted. I pity you and hope God will show you the error of your ways. You are supposed to love your neighbor as you love yourself. I'm done with this forum as I am sickened by my supposed Christians. Note this I do love you all as I love myself, and I will pray that God shows your the light.
~A Pentecostal Christan who loves God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.

Light_798 10-09-2012 07:16 AM

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One more thing, before I leave. I would die for Jesus as he died for me, I will not deny him in the face of evil, and I will sacrifice myself for another as Jesus did for me. Would you do the same?


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