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There's, however, worse to be found. Take of look at THIS: http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/r...ldandJesus.jpg 1. Very skillfully crafted, realistic, deeply emotional. My compliments to the artist for his (cannot have been a woman) mastery of the craftsmanship! 2. Biblically initially alluring. Jesus weeps - of course He does. Zephaniah 3:7 "I said, Surely thou wilt fear me, thou wilt receive instruction; so their dwelling should not be cut off, howsoever I punished them: but they rose early, and corrupted all their doings." There is ample reason for Jesus to sob. But then - the round Earth. Blasphemy :fear2: (Isaiah 11:12)! And of the worst kind. This is gateway drug to SCIENCE (1 Timothy 6:20). Once you start accepting "little things" you cannot stop. Soon it's evil lotion, intersexuality, ecology and eventually sodomy. 3. Useless unless shown to a Creation Science class of the highest level for light entertainment and laughs. 4. Very risky. Children should not be exposed to this type of merciless propaganda against Jesus! Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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Brother, I found this print online and I'm about to order some for my children's bedrooms. I find the more they are aware of the End Times, the more cautious they are in their behavior with the time they have left. I'd love to hear your opinion about this piece. I think it's just lovely, myself.
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It is my pleasure to assist you with an analysis. 1. Craftsmanship and general quality I must say that this is of average quality. Good commercial skills but not great technically. While adult True Christians™ may find this somewhat naďve, I'm sure that this is most appropriate regarding the mental state of unsaved children. 2. Compatibility with the Bible Magnificent. Great references to Revelation. Revelation 6:1-8 Quote:
Immense potential. The unsuspecting child at the bottom MUST learn that it can be devoured ANY MOMENT by the wrath of God. God hates the child and the only way to win God's conditional love is to FEAR and to OBEY (Ecclesiastes 5:7). The world can end ANY SECOND and the omens are as we speak above the child. The image is of great value as deterrence. It is good if they see this their every waking hour. These hours should be spent in fear, punishment and gratitude for the magnificent future in heaven. 4. Potential risks of the image The child is sitting on a toy horse and this causes friction between the eeny teeny geenitalia and the surface of the horse. This can cause unnecessary physical pleasure and lead to self-abuse. It is best to watch carefully that the child will not get sodomistic impulses from this otherwise superb piece of Christian art! Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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Professor White, I wanted to share with you this moving recreation of Cain and Abel, by artist Matthew Benedict. The story recounts the First Murder ever in history as dictated by the Holy Ghost to Moses who wrote it down accurately some years later (Genesis 4:1-25). I like it because watching Cain murder Abel reminds me how the Jews crucified Jesus, who was innocent of any and all sin. The evil of the Jew is great, like the weight of that rock. The vulnerability of the LORD was great, like the vulnerability of an uneducated shepherd sleeping in a field. The curse God placed on Cain (Genesis 4:11), and subsequently his entire family tree (Genesis 9:25), reminds me of the curse God placed on Eve, and subsequently every woman who ever lived and survived to childbirth (Genesis 3:16). Neither of us, Cain's desendents or woman, are deserving on Redemption, and yet still we might hope that in faith, we too may be counted among the Saved. |
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Sister Mary,
What a magnificent piece of art. It is always an honor to assess your findings! 1. Craftsmanship and general quality This is very well painted. I especially admire the anatomical accuracy of the musculature of both these two men. In addition, the strength that Cain exhibits may seem superhuman from today's point of view, but we have to remember that genetic entropy had not had time to affect the human race by the second generation, so Cain's capabilities are well within the Biblical frame. 2. Compatibility with the Bible While we cannot be certain of the method of slaying his brother, we can still give the artist some liberties when it comes to the actual act of killing. Thus, I accept the boulder as the murder weapon. Genesis 4:83. Usefulness in a True Christian™ message This is most useful. For the inquiring child it offers the sense of wonder and awe: the Bible is magnificent and the True Histories™ within it rousing and inspiring. For the Creation Scientist this is a good way to teach the congregation about genetic entropy. 4. Potential risks of the image Homers may find this image alluring. I would recommend admiring it in the presence of a Senior Pastor.Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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Here are two of my favorites.
1. The Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah by John Martin, 1852. http://www.pbart.com/wp-content/uplo...n-Martin-1.jpg i. Craftsmanship and general quality Excellent. Martin was one of Britain's foremost nineteenth-century artists, and his influence continued long after his death. ii. Compatibility with the Bible Spot on. Here we see Lot leading his daughters, who would later take advantage of him when he was drunk (Gen 19:30-38), away from Sodom (Gen 19:15-16) as the Lord rained down fire and brimstone (Gen 19:24-25). His wife, however, looks back and is turned into a pillar of salt (Gen 19:26). iii. Usefulness in a True Christian™ message This painting conveys a simple yet timeless message: God hates fags (Lev 18:22; 20:13; Rom 1:26-27). The male inhabitants of Sodom were all homosexual and attempted to rape the two angels God had sent to check the city out (Gen 19:1-11). The New Testament reminds us that the story of Sodom and Gomorrah is an example for unbelievers today. 2 Pet 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly; Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. iv. Potential risks of the image I don't see any risks associated with this image. 2. The Deluge by Gustav Dore, 1866. Attachment 24674 i. Craftsmanship and general quality Not bad, although it originally appeared as an illustration in a corrupt French version of the Bible based on the Vulgate. ii. Compatibility with the Bible While the Bible doesn't contain descriptions of the ungodly trying desperately to cling on to anything they could to survive, I think we can safely assume that there would have been scenes like this. We do know that the Flood was an historical event that wiped out all living creatures save Noah, his family and the animals aboard the Ark. Gen 7:21-23 21 And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man: 22 All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died. 23 And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Noah only remained alive, and they that were with him in the ark. This illustration reminds us that even children and baby animals were not spared. We also know that the Flood was worldwide. It was not a local event, as some lliberal "Christians" would have us believe. Gen 7:19-20 19 And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered. 20 Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered. In this illustration we see a tiger from Africa sharing a rock with Caucasians trying to escape the rising waters. This illustration may not be compatible with geography, but it is compatible with the Bible. It depicts a global Flood. We also know that all animals (and humans) were herbivorous at the time of the Flood (Gen 9:1-17). Gen 1:29-30 29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. 30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so. This is why the tiger in the illustration isn't trying to eat the people on the rock or attack them. Animals only began to fear man after the Flood. Gen 9:2 And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered. iii. Usefulness in a True Christian™ message As with the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, the story of Noah's Flood still has relevance today. Mat 24:37-39 37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. This illustration reminds us of the might and extent of God's wrath. He destroyed the earth with water once. He will destroy it again with fire. 2 Pet 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. iv. Potential risks of the image For some reason all the people in this illustration have lost their clothes. This illustration is certainly not suitable for the viewing of women and children and weak ex-gay men who may still struggle with unnatural affections. |
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From experience I have learned that no image of the Buddha can exist without a subliminal reference to anal sex. Knowing this, I decided to inspect this image and free my mind from the subliminal shackles of sodomy which the artist attempted to place me in. I learned that the angle of the Buddha's hips, and his virile disposition, are meant to implicate the penetration of both Christ and the cow, by means of his massive engorged member which is nearly visible through his robes. Disgusting.
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Brethren,
I initially introduced this systematic method of art assessment based on four Godly criteria: 1. Craftsmanship and general quality 2. Compatibility with the Bible 3. Usefulness in a True Christian™ message 4. Potential risks of the image I'd now like to add an important new criterion based on the historical developments during the last few months. Subject matter. 1 Corinthians 14:32 And the spirits of the prophets are subject to the prophets. As we now have new-found hope and - dare I say - the new and probably the last great prophet before the End of Times, it is only appropriate that great art has been produced depicting HIM. We've seen earlier that nor does Satan fail to meddle, as atheist demonic art has also been produced modelling this great person. We need not reproduce those vile images here. Let us concentrate on real high-quality artwork instead! :) https://static.ylilauta.org/files/qc...val-Office.jpg 1. Craftsmanship and general quality
Second painting. This one is initially confusing but do not let your prejudices regarding modern art (this one is impressionist abstract pop-art surrealism) distract you. Let us give this piece an unbiased assessment! http://bijijoo.com/blog/hyrax/2011/0...gs-bijijoo.jpg 1. Craftsmanship and general quality
I am utterly convinced that many more wonderful works of art, not only in the field of visual arts but also in the opera, theater, pantomime, weaving, comics and cinema. All the artists will soon take on the Donald as the subject matter and produce magnificent works that will lead millions into the warm embrace of Jesus! :praise: Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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1st: 1 Cor 11:14 - "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?" Your picture dishonors Jesus, because it depicts him with long hair. 2nd: Proverbs 23:20-21 - "Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." Your picture also shows Jesus associating with a known glutton (Buddha). There is no way our Lord and master would tolerate such gluttony. 3rd: God hates false Gods and demons! Exodus 20:3 - “You shall have no other gods before me." That picture has the blue Indian demon god Krushna in it. Despicable. In short, that picture is an abomination, and the artist that created it will burn in hell forever. |
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Deviantart I know many here believe the site is filled with satanic-drawings and lots of porn, but if you search the right words, you'll find a nice selection of pictures fit with Jesus and possibly journals with passages of the Bible. You just have to search the correct key terms to find what you're looking for. :) |
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I am willing to take a risk of looking through any fowl photos to find something decent. I just wish people would give me a chance. I actually have earlier on and I found some very nice pictures and drawings that I thought would have been favored by some if not all of the Christians here. I do agree as there are quite a few mocking/horrible pictures showing awful things. But believe it or not, there are some good things on there but the hard part is looking through the bad. My apologies as I had not thoroughly explained my thought. That is my fault. I do try to see the light in most things, as that is my nature so if I continue to try and defend something, I do apologize even more. |
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Ok for one, I am a girl. If I ever had one, I would feel way to shy to actually post any kind of pictures like THAT.. And two: You made me chuckle with the chicken picture... thank you for that. Also, how do you know not to trust me if you haven't given me a chance? I'm trying to be helpful and you push me away I'm TRYING here!!! |
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Fortunately Jesus is here to help you! He knows all of us are useless (Romans 3:23, Romans 3:10). He knows almost everyone will fail at life and burn in Hell (Matthew 7:13-14). All Jesus want's you to do is to cut off the parts of your body you use for sinning (Matthew 5:29-30, Mark 9:43-48). In your case I am thinking tongue and hands. Please chop them off as God commands (Mark 9:43-48) and then report back here. |
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