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Rev. M. Rodimer 03-19-2011 08:40 PM
Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?
 
My congregation has several of the Pediabear books. The kids just love them come story time!

We have:

Pediabear Stays After School

Our pal Pediabear was caught doodling in math class. Now Mr. Johnson wants to see him after class. Pediabear's going to learn what doodling is all about!

Pediabear's Sunday School Adventure

Sunday is Pediabear's favorite day. He gets to see Ms. Daniels at Sunday School, who teaches him about Jesus! But this week, a man meets him outside the church and says there's a field trip. An adventure!

Ouch, That Hurts! Pediabear's First Injection

The doctor's office can be scary. Doctor Cassells has a pretty big needle . . . Where is he going to stick that? OUCH! Will Pediabear get a lollipop if he's a good bear?

Pediabear and the Odd Catholic Priest

Father O'Malley's breath smells funny, like he uses too much mouthwash. And even though Pediabear isn't a Catholic, Father O'Malley is always asking him to come to the confessional. What will Pediabear do?

Pediabear Meets a Clown

Some kids find clowns scary. How will Pediabear respond when he takes his favorite short-cut down an alley and finds a man dressed up like a hobo clown lurking in the dumpster?

Pediabear and the Mystery of the Disappearing Salami

Mr. Vitanelli's Italian Deli has a problem. The biggest, best salamis keep disappearing! Can Pediabear solve the case? The first of the Pediabear Mystery Series.

Which one is your favorite?

Alphonse Alban 03-19-2011 10:06 PM
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I have to confess that I have not (yet) red any of those Pediabear Books, but they sure sounds like wholesome reading for the children.

ExGay Alex 03-19-2011 10:16 PM
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I remember "Pediabear learns to keep a special secret."

Rev. M. Rodimer 03-19-2011 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by ExGay Alex (Post 714911)
I remember "Pediabear learns to keep a special secret."
Oooh, that one sounds good! Is the special secret the fact that Jesus will only Save those who repent?

Felicity 03-20-2011 12:10 AM
Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?
 
When I was little I loved sitting on Nobar's lap while he told me Pediabear stories! :D

Rev. M. Rodimer 03-23-2011 08:56 PM
Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?
 
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Originally Posted by Felicity (Post 714994)
When I was little I loved sitting on Nobar's lap while he told me Pediabear stories! :D
Did he read to you from the Pediabear Mystery Series, or the Pediabear Pop-Ups?

Jack O'fagan 03-23-2011 09:44 PM
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My uncle used to read me "Thumbs up for Pediabear" to get me to sleep. He would give me a nice glass of milk and I always used to nod off before the end of the story so I'm not sure how it finished though.

Adam_Maudite 03-28-2011 05:24 AM
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I've never read the pediabear stories, lived overseas when I was younger, but they sure sound wholesome to me. That's the problem, these days, too much witchcraft and satanism in children's stories, not enough good old fashioned religion and truth. Really, people wonder why the world is going down the drain when people aren't raising their children with the Lord.

Rev. M. Rodimer 03-29-2011 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Adam_Maudite (Post 719389)
I've never read the pediabear stories, lived overseas when I was younger, but they sure sound wholesome to me. That's the problem, these days, too much witchcraft and satanism in children's stories, not enough good old fashioned religion and truth. Really, people wonder why the world is going down the drain when people aren't raising their children with the Lord.
Well said, Mr. Maudlin!

A mother in my congregation just donated Pediabear and the Youth Pastor, Pediabear Meets a Sock Puppet, and That Tickles! Uncle Jeb Finds Pediabear's Tickle Spot.

Brother Alex 03-29-2011 02:59 AM
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I always used to read 'Close Your Eyes, Pediabear' and 'Pediabear Gets A Special Surprise' to my children.

Daisy Mae Johnson 03-29-2011 03:40 AM
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Curious Pediabear and the Man with Free Candy


Pediabear is walking home from the park when a white van pulls up along Pedi and offers him some free candy.

Does Pedi climb in and take the free candy?

You will have to read the book to find out. :thumbsup:

Didymus Much 03-29-2011 03:52 AM
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It's Pediabear's Turn in the Barrel - Fun Times at Camp

Jimmy C Lombardo 03-29-2011 03:54 AM
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My kids get a real boing out of Pediabears' Super-Special Pop-Up Book. :thumbsup:

Solarus 04-04-2011 01:55 PM
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I'd like to state that I am fully against Pediabear. In the world of today where children have access to the internet they can easily find such things as this - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pedobear -
I therefore do not condone Pediabear as it is only a step away from being misunderstood as a pedophile bear that only wants to rape our young children. The author of the book should have though of the name of the bear before deciding on "pediabear".
My children have been taught that anything can be misconstrued and misunderstood by any person they are talking to. You should al be ashamed of yourself for pushing these books into the fragile minds of our children! :lex_12:

Cursed 04-05-2011 12:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Solarus (Post 724972)
I'd like to state that I am fully against Pediabear. In the world of today where children have access to the internet they can easily find such things as this - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pedobear -
I therefore do not condone Pediabear as it is only a step away from being misunderstood as a pedophile bear that only wants to rape our young children. The author of the book should have though of the name of the bear before deciding on "pediabear".
My children have been taught that anything can be misconstrued and misunderstood by any person they are talking to. You should al be ashamed of yourself for pushing these books into the fragile minds of our children! :lex_12:
Hello, and welcome to God's Favorite Forum!

Please introduce yourself here, in the aptly named "Introduction Forum."

Let us know what church you attend, how you came to serve our Lord and Master Jesus Christ, and your favorite 1611 King James Bible verse.

You know, tell us the important stuff, the stuff that makes you human! I think there's something special about you.

Dr. Isaiah Jones 04-05-2011 12:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Solarus (Post 724972)
I'd like to state that I am fully against Pediabear. In the world of today where children have access to the internet they can easily find such things as this - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pedobear -
I therefore do not condone Pediabear as it is only a step away from being misunderstood as a pedophile bear that only wants to rape our young children. The author of the book should have though of the name of the bear before deciding on "pediabear".
My children have been taught that anything can be misconstrued and misunderstood by any person they are talking to. You should al be ashamed of yourself for pushing these books into the fragile minds of our children! :lex_12:
Why do you cathlicks always have to twist every Christian concept and turn it into something sexual and perverse? Can't you pedophiles just keep your wicked fantasies to yourselves?

Rev. M. Rodimer 04-05-2011 02:56 AM
Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Solarus (Post 724972)
I'd like to state that I am fully against Pediabear. In the world of today where children have access to the internet they can easily find such things as this - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pedobear -
I therefore do not condone Pediabear as it is only a step away from being misunderstood as a pedophile bear that only wants to rape our young children. The author of the book should have though of the name of the bear before deciding on "pediabear".
My children have been taught that anything can be misconstrued and misunderstood by any person they are talking to. You should al be ashamed of yourself for pushing these books into the fragile minds of our children! :lex_12:
Yes, dear troll. We are well aware that a few retards at 4chan have transformed Pediabear into a depraved icon of perversion.

So, because some basement-dwelling chronic masturbators who only stop wanking over tranny twink scat porn long enough to grab a swig of Mountain Dew decided to make a mockery of the long-established and well-loved Pediabear, we should burn perfectly good books that teach positive messages of love and redemption, like Pediabear and the Well-Hung Dictator, about Pediabear's visit to Iraq for Saddam Hussein's execution? I think not. :angry:

MisterM 04-05-2011 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 725524)
Yes, dear troll. We are well aware that a few retards at 4chan have transformed Pediabear into a depraved icon of perversion.
WARNING!!! DO NOT GOOGLE 4chan OR VISIT THE SITE

I did. I think I need talk with Pastor really soon. I'm also thinking about eye surgery to remove my eyes so would EVER BE ABLE TO SEE 4CHAN again.

If you think you know what the pervs are capable of, you don't know half of it before seeing 4chan.

Of course now that I have seen the abomination, maybe I should study it? There where some really hot horrible pictures of young girls in /b/

Rev. M. Rodimer 05-03-2011 03:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterM (Post 725577)
WARNING!!! DO NOT GOOGLE 4chan OR VISIT THE SITE

I did. I think I need talk with Pastor really soon. I'm also thinking about eye surgery to remove my eyes so would EVER BE ABLE TO SEE 4CHAN again.

If you think you know what the pervs are capable of, you don't know half of it before seeing 4chan.

Of course now that I have seen the abomination, maybe I should study it? There where some really hot horrible pictures of young girls in /b/
Only a Saved True Christian™ man should view /b/. It is known to turn even atheists and satanists into raging homosexuals, and is rumored to infect unwitting young men with the sodomania.

Jo Freddie 05-07-2011 02:49 PM
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Has he moved from books to commercials now?


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