Monkey Preaches Christianity to Swedes
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Who can deny that God is omnipresent? Far from having left us, His Creation, to languish, He is amongst us and still sends daily signs of His August Presence. You are seeking a sign from God? Seek no further.
Why is the following report a sign? Well, I’m surprised you ask. Sweden is well-known as a country that God hates filled with atheists, sodomites and/or whores (here and here). Yet He has seen fit to send a miraculous creature to stone the sinners in the manner prescribed in The Bible. Yes, indeed, atheists, sodomites and whores are to be stoned and this is exactly what this monkey has been doing. If a monkey can understand the Word of God why can’t the Swedes?! Quote:
NB This article also contains a lot of what is wrong about science – notice how it avoids the Godly point and suggests some sort of planning by the monkey. Mathias Osvath, a cognitive scientist from Lund University in Sweden, is the idiot in question, note how he adds at the end, Quote:
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I don't see why that's such a great discovery. Monkeys have been using shit for projectiles since zoos were invented. If you were trapped in a zoo, you'd throw whatever you had, too.
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I would like to see some Darwnist explaining this away. The monkey throws stones, the monkey gets his tallywacker chopped off. Were is the planing and anticipating the future in that?
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I find it truly blasphemous that one would assume that if a monkey can throw a rock they are somehow like man. These so-called scientists try so hard to prove Darwin (Satan's Imp) was right. Can a monkey build an ark? Nope. Monkeys just got to ride in one. Case closed.
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I did some extra research on this story. Apparently this was not even a real monkey. It was Gary Coleman who was captured while on vacation in Sweden. Those silly atheist, Swedish zookeeper apparently have never seen a negro midget before.
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You know how I know this story is a fake? Because animals are all atheists.
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