I found the way to prove that Biblical Creationism is real
 

Greetings Landover Baptist Churchgoers.

After years of studing ways to combat the Atheist Mythology, I've finally found a solution to prove that Biblical Creationism is real. When i ask them "If men evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?", they answer me "If man was born from ground, why is there still ground?". If your question is "how?", then check the verse under there.


(Genesis 2:7) 7
And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

Yes, we need to repeat the Biblical Creation of Adam in order to prove Atheists that it was real from the beginning: by creating a man from the dust of the ground. But, it won't be me who will do that, since i don't have the "breath of life" to finish the job on the sculpture of the man. Therefore, i will hire a witch, since is pretty clear that magic is nothing more than an imitation of the miracles of God. I know that atheist scientists are already triying to do that in laboratories of Godless societies such as China, but they will all be born in the wrong way, since they are cloned from other humans and not from dust. And don't worry, i know what to do once she finish her job: convert her to true faith and make her swear that she will never practice magic ever again.


As for the creation of Eve:
(Genesis 2:21-23)
21And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
23And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.



Well, it would require an expert surgeon to remove the ribs from the man, but anything under our Lord and Saviour is possible!


If you have any tips, I'm very willing to listen them. :thumbsup:

Re: I found the way to prove that Biblical Creationism is real
 

That Scripture from Genesis is often used as support for the idea that God created Adam as a White man. As per the argument, it would have been impossible to get a rib away from a Black Man.


I question the Biblical accuracy of this statement, because we know that The Lord divided the races according to their kind after the Great Flood.


Genesis 9:22-25

And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the
nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

Mind you, the idea of subjecting an entire race of people to some very severe conditions as slaves because one drunk guy threw his covers off seems extreme, but you don't see God reprimanding Noah, so who am I to question? At least, this curse and the unfolding history after it led to a lot of people being exposed to the Gospel. Praise Jesus!