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Romeo Rovagnati 03-24-2020 08:27 PM

Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness
 
Buonasera America.


Here we go again. Japan, one of God's most hated country, is the home of a videogame company in Tokyo, named Nintendo (but i guess you've already know them). Nintendo is a very "conservative" company, in a way the term "conservative" is described in Japan, so no surprise that most of their games promotes sin. And one of their most known product of sinning is the Animal Crossing game series.
https://i.postimg.cc/7LL3GtcH/NH-boxart.png
In this game series, your kids go to a village full of anthrophorpical animals, and lives to them. In a few words, the zoophile heaven, something that horrifies even God: (Leviticus 20:15-16)
And all those animals are able to even talk, like the donkey in the story of the false prophet Balaam.
https://i.postimg.cc/rmRMmcNS/Animal...to-Buy-and.jpg
And what activities you do there? Decorating your home is an example, but there is not even a sign of a Christian Cross in the game, instead you have alot of pagan elements like this:
https://i.postimg.cc/LXDFCXDB/Statue-Valiant-Real.png


Or this one:


https://i.postimg.cc/hGJ0Z30C/Froggy-chair.png


And the worst thing of decorating your home in Animal Crossing? Is that the game also promotes the Taoist Feng Shui, a doctrine very common in the sinful Japan.


The game also gives you a museum, but when i checked i've discovered that instead of teaching kids Creation True Science, they chose Evilutionsm with Dinosaurs "fossils".
https://i.postimg.cc/Yq06XsRJ/animal...ons-museum.png

And the characters even celebrate holidays, such as Christmas and Easter, but all in a full secular way and lacking any Jesus reference at all. :angry:


And the latest game in the franchise is on a deserted island that your kids can turn into their town, but not a Christian one, since all of its citizen are likely atheists. And to enrich it, you are encouraged by a greedy joo-like raccoon to steal your resources from neighbour islands, a violation of the 7th and 10th commandaments. And if things couldn't get any worse, male characters can dress like female and viceversa. Another abomination in the eyes of God. (Deuteronomy 22:5)


We would expect that the Coronavirus that Chinese sent to the world would keep people at home and preventing them from buying it. Unfortunately, alot of kids have the game and they are spending the whole day wasting their life when they could live like a Saint. And they are likely not gonna come out of their home when Jesus will decide that humanity suffered enough under Coronavirus. I really hope that even in their world, like in the Minecraft one, there are Christians who are spreading the Gospel to those Godless basement dweller. :rebuke:

Social Construct 03-28-2020 04:47 AM

Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness
 
This is a bad time for your anti-Chinese racism, and all forms of sinusphobia.

Just think of the miserable people-of-sortof-color, stuck at home, nothing to eat but stockpiled rice. Go ahead, just try to find a food delivery service that sells bats or penguins.

MitzaLizalor 03-28-2020 06:56 AM

Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness
 
http://www.23hq.com/23666/67738003_0...1a97_large.jpg
https://www.adventure-life.com/argentina/stories/cold-as-ice-tour

IAmTheTrueVillageIdiot 03-28-2020 01:56 PM

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I believe Animal Crossing needs to be banned by President Trump. It is not only lazy, but even satanic occult pagan nazi propaganda.

Romeo Rovagnati 03-28-2020 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Social Construct (Post 1266497)
Just think of the miserable people-of-sortof-color, stuck at home, nothing to eat but stockpiled rice. Go ahead, just try to find a food delivery service that sells bats or penguins.

Mr or Mrs (i don't know what your gender is) are you implying that eating everything (including cats, dogs and even other humans) is a better solution than repenting from your sin of worshipping Mao and Winnie the Pooh?

upchucker67 03-28-2020 05:42 PM

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I'm a busy man and married. I don't have time for silly games like Animal Crossing.

tkwhite 03-28-2020 09:08 PM

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Not too familiar with Nintendo. Then again I am too involved in my Bible studies to care really.

IAmTheTrueVillageIdiot 03-28-2020 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tkwhite (Post 1266534)
Not too familiar with Nintendo. Then again I am too involved in my Bible studies to care really.

I just pooped myself. That's all I need to say.:wacko::wacko:

MitzaLizalor 03-29-2020 12:46 AM

REMEMBER (for those who do click) this is 2 minutes of your life you'll never get back
 
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Not too familiar with Nintendo. Then again I am too involved in my Bible studies to care really.

Apparently there's a trend for "real life" fur suit versions of the game. It also involves mime. I've decided to include some evidence for my claim — but still have 25 seconds to watch (it's rather heavy going so I've paused for some coffee) — because not everyone does that and if I post something they will at least get to see what evidence looks like.

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The central character seems to channel NUNS and PENGUINS at the same time
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Social Construct 04-11-2020 02:20 AM

Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazynes
 
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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati (Post 1266510)
Mr or Mrs (i don't know what your gender is) are you implying that eating everything (including cats, dogs and even other humans) is a better solution than repenting from your sin of worshipping Mao and Winnie the Pooh?

It’s possible to do both.

Anyway, since reviewing realistic games makes you sinophobic and judgemental of the rich Chinese cultural heritage of “cannibalism” (undocumented protein transfer), how about you review a more abstract game?

I suggest PAC-MAN 2: dot eat dot.

Diesel Stanford 05-08-2020 02:00 PM

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Not everything about them is negative tho. At least they believe in God's concept of segregation.https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...path-prefix=de

Adam Fag 05-09-2020 12:49 AM

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What's that square thing?

Dana723 05-09-2020 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Adam Fag (Post 1268278)
What's that square thing?

I'm not sure, but I think it's some kind of square.

Diesel Stanford 05-09-2020 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dana723 (Post 1268280)
I'm not sure, but I think it's some kind of square.

There are many squares.

Romeo Rovagnati 09-30-2021 08:31 PM

Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness
 
I feel the urge to revive this old post, in order to warn them about a danger generated by this sinful game: some teens on TikTok are spreading a video on the web where the protagonist of the game is having bestiality with a cat dressed like an heathen egyptian. Oh Lord, have mercy!

Didymus Much 09-30-2021 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati (Post 1289898)
...a video on the web where the protagonist of the game is having bestiality with a cat dressed like an heathen egyptian. Oh Lord, have mercy!

You're pretending to be offended at ankhaporn after what the Catholic Church has done for the last 2,000 years? That's rich. :thumbdown:

MitzaLizalor 10-01-2021 10:33 AM

Idols all the way down
 
Someone forgot to remove the papists. Where did their religious statuary originate? Centuries before Egypt thought of uniting, demons were unrestrained and toxic. Wicked idols suckling evil baby devils mutated over time to (eventually) Babylonian and ancient Egyptian horrors resulting in modern Rome and the drivel spouted by popes and cardinals, utterly ignorant of any values outside their own poisonous cult, the kernel of which is a lie of their own invention.

How do we know this? Because when a challenges became possible they whined and murdered and did everything they could to stop people from checking "the source material" all to no avail – it never was their source.

Romeo Rovagnati 10-03-2021 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1289900)
You're pretending to be offended at ankhaporn after what the Catholic Church has done for the last 2,000 years? That's rich. :thumbdown:

What crimes? I honestly don't see what the Catholic Church has done to be so vile compared to the sinful videos that you had linked. :fear2: (And no, i do not read history books. I even overlook those written by historian Alessandro Barbero since, despite having a good opinion of the Middle Ages, he also loves the Soviet Union).

MitzaLizalor 10-07-2021 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati (Post 1290001)
What crimes? I honestly don't see what the Catholic Church has done to be so vile compared to the sinful videos that you had linked. :fear2: (And no, i do not read history books. I even overlook those written by historian Alessandro Barbero since, despite having a good opinion of the Middle Ages, he also loves the Soviet Union).

I have no interest in the Soviet Union. What millennium are you from, again? We know that The Dark Ages were really really REALLY rotten because popes controlled whatever they could get their claws on, as indeed they'd do again today ———— except almost everywhere they'd get The Flick. Why do you eat penguins?

Romeo Rovagnati 10-07-2021 03:01 PM

Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness
 
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1290147)
Why do you eat penguins?

Actually i never ate penguin, but sometimes i enjoy horse meat (when i'm not forbidden from eating it). :D


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