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Angry 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands - 02-20-2014, 03:00 AM

6 Reasons why GOD HATES THE ALAND ISLANDS!




The Aland Islands is a country in Scandinavia, squeezed in between the Godless countries of Estonia, Finland and Sweden with 6,757 islands filled with sin, atheism, sodomy, unnatural sex, communism, satanism and hatred for God in general.

  1. The Viking Line cruise ferry between Stockholm, Helsinki, Tallin and Mariehamn (the Aland Islands' Godless capital) takes thousends of Swedish, Finnish and Estonian teens on a cruise filled with sin to these Godless islands every day. They get drunk, starts dancing and "having fun" as in comitting the most vile acts of unnatural sex in their cabins, so drunk on vodka and high on drugs that they don't even know what they're doing (God though certainly does, and suffers each and every second of these vile acts Hebrews 4:13)

  2. The majority of the Aland Islands are not atheist, but surprisingly 94.8% "Christian". However, they are not True Christians™, they are Lutherans and therefore on the same level as Catholics and satanists, all headed straight to hell.

  3. Alanders are racists. The one and only official language of the Aland Islands is Swedish, it is also fine to speak any other language except Finnish, if you happen to be from Finland and feels like speaking your own language they will persecute you for not fitting the Swiss herrenmench ideology.

  4. The Premier of the Aland Islands is the socialist democrat feminazi Camilla Gunell, who in the year 2009 recieved the Guldankan award for her efforts in favour of the LGBT community. In 2003, her slogan was "If you are a homosexual, vote for Gunell". Her vile crimes against decency involved, among other things, legalizing insemination for dykes in the Aland Islands 'socialist universal health care. ( 1 Timothy 2:12)

  5. The Aland Islands are seperatists and terrorists. Allthough these wannabe-Swedes are officially a part of Finland, they have declared themselves as self-governing, autonomous and independent, and by that stealing over 6,000 islands from Finland. In later years, Finland has accepted the political status of the Aland Islands. What is the thank they get? Being persecuted for even speaking their own language at their job.

  6. The Aland Islands has higher rates of abortion than any other part of Finland (Exodus 20:13)
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