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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
WSN, have you considered applying your Rod to your wife in a rhythmic motion. I know it is not a pleasant thing to do (I have met you wife more than one, you are a saint) but Gods work is rarely pretty. A man has to do what a man has to do even if it displeases him.
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That's an interesting thought, usually I just try and smash her as hard and fast as possible, just to get it over with, but maybe more rhythmic beatings could be more effective in the long run. I'll try it after I let her out of the basement in a fortnights time.
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A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because
GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then
murderers, thieves and
homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are
guaranteed a ride with JESUS.