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Default Re: Girls and young women are anxious and depressed. Why? - 12-23-2018, 03:14 AM

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I have five sons, all well built and handsome, in their teenage years.

I don't know, maybe if you had a son who was... less than handsome and not so well built, he'd have more of an appreciation for... inner beauty. Bertha is a good Christian gal, meek and submissive. She is a darn good cook and loves to read her Bible. As far as Jesus is concerned, she'd make an excellent wife, but sinful vain secular qualities such as appearance lay prejudice against her.


Now, take a look at my other daughter.

Rebecca. She's 19 and beautiful by secular standards. But by Biblical standards she's ugly as a donkey's anus! She was our first child, and we weren't as good at finding the relevant Bible verses on childrearing (by the time we had our fifth and last, Kenny, we practically had them memorized). I tried everything over the years to knock some fear of God into her. I tried yelling at her, I tried beating her with a belt, I tried making her sleep in the attic, I tried locking her out in the yard overnight in the winter, but nothing worked. She never took to the Lord Jesus. "Put down that science book and pick up the Bible, nerd!" I'd say. But she wouldn't listen. I don't know how many times I had to take copies of Harry Potter out of her hands and consign them to the fire. All the little harlot wanted to do was listen to Avril Lavigne and Green Day CDs and do homework and play soccer and volunteer at the animal shelter. What a wanton little delinquent!


And, when she turned 18 last year, instead of getting married and pregnant, she up and ran off to college! Said she wants to become a counsellor to help survivors of child abuse. Can you believe that nonsense? A woman with a job? I believe she's even abandoned Jesus and become a Democrat! I've tried rebuking her and to bring her back to God, but she's stopped taking my calls and has even blocked me on the Face Book.


So the moral of the story is that a pretty face can hide an evil mind. All the boys salivated over her, and she will, unfortunately, burn in Hell for eternity. Bertha repels suitors like a roadkill skunk, but she is a Christian and will be welcomed by Our Lord with open arms.


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