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Originally Posted by BrianSpiller
Bob - you miss a very important point. Whether condoms work or not is irrelevant. They are an abomination and their use will send you straight to hell.
The only possible safe and Christian use of condoms that I can think of is smuggling holy artifacts into heathen countries (you know the ones I mean). This can be achieved by stashing them safe in your stomach to avoid customs. Even a cavity search will give poor results, just lay back and think of Jesus.
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Now Brian, let's keep it clean. Many of us here are Ex-Gays and we can do without references to rectum probing, having spent large chunks of our lives impaling strangers in our lust for Sodomy. Even with the help of Jesus Christ, rectal recidivism is still a possibility in our weakest moments.
In Christ