[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

America won the election.

It has always been Americas manifest destiny to crush Canadian culture and identity under our own.

One of Americas most distinctive cultural quirks is our ability to be outraged by an arcane and nonsensical set of taboos, complete with a double standard related to whether you have a drop of African ancestry or not. Or if your skin is lighter/darker than a paper bag. Yes, even the double standard has a double standard.

Long story short, if people can't tell the difference between a 1990s version of Alladin, and a 1860s minstrel show, and if for some reason any of this is important, you know you're in America.

Well, between Trudeus grovelling apology for not violating a nonexistent foreign taboo, to his vowing to overthrow Quebecs democracy on behalf of one or two bureaucrats who want to wear burkas, to the fact that everyone else is just another politician, you have an election where the only winner is a party that wants to leave Canada.

Now, while you'd think after an election like this everybody would want to leave Canada, but actually the Bloc-heads won because all the other parties were calling Quebec racist. On behalf of the two burka-bureaucrats (burkacrats)?

Now, don't just take my word for it, I don't live in Canada, just drop by to "import" this or that, and that and this.

One thing I've learned about Canada is their reputation for friendliness is exaggerated. Like that time I decided to become an "undocumented tenant" at the mansion of a liberal party member. But that's a whole new story.