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Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
Hmm, I wonder what Jesus thinks of him being married three times?
And I wonder what his new wife thinks of him looking at pictures of his second wife? Have we ever truly had a less Christian person to attempt to lead our party?
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Pastor, the Holy Bible teaches us that practically all great leaders - starting with Jacob and ending with David and Salomon - had multiple wives. Why Donald would have to be an exception to that rule?
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Originally Posted by Des
Now now, Sister. I've always maintained that the two things polite company should agree on are religion and politics, so surely we can understand that pre-President Trump no longer stands among peers in the GOP. Why, many of the good ones are abandoning ship faster than a Negro steals a pie. Brother Trump is so virtuously focused on making America Great again that he hasn't paused to take in his surroundings.
Donald is a great, great man. No doubt about that. But even the greatest of men need a life raft when the Titanic that is the GOP starts taking on water. A mew party could be the skiff that saves both Trump and America.
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Indeed, Brother Des, indeed. I do hope that Pastor Zeke emerges from wherever he's hiding and guides The One, The Only, The Donald towards this brilliant idea!