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Originally Posted by phucker67
My dear Isabella, while our connection continues to degenerate most regrettably, my wife Sue has kindly offered to invite you to meet midway in Pittsburgh, just a good few clicks away from Buffalo. I'm sure a nephew or some able relative would be happy to offer you a lift. She knows a good little B&B the two of you can have a female heart-to-heart. She makes great agar cookies, and you two can pour a glass of Chardonnay over the pages of the Holy Bible to help coax a mutual love for Christ between you both. Who knows? Maybe you help bring my poor wife closer to God than I have been able to. Just don't steal her away for good please. I can't cook, except for meat and I can't deal with a diet deficiencyat this point in my life.
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Dear Mr. Hucker: What on Earth makes you think that I would want to travel to Pittsburgh at this time of the year? Are you aware that it's a good four-hour drive from Buffalo (assuming the driving conditions are satisfactory)? And please do not suggest taking the bus. Gracious sakes alive! The bus has to go via Cleveland, and the entire trip is ten hours! And, why would I want to travel that great distance to meet someone I've never met before?
As for staying at a B&B, I might remind you that
is not "The Lonely Hearts Club". I must say that I am not overly pleased with the description of the meeting, either, what with pouring wine over the blessed
and all. And, as far as I'm concerned, I would not be surprised if the good
sends another infraction notice your way!
Now, then, if your dear wife is in need of
teaching, then she is more than welcome to come online at
, and to learn from our beloved Pastor Ezekiel, along with the many
contributors. And -- who knows -- if she pays attention, she just might learn something very useful at Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women. Agar and raspberry vignette, indeed -- good grief, Mr. Hucker!