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Default Re: Dot-Head Papadum Wafers - 08-10-2021, 05:10 AM

Having now reread the piece in OP and thought about the comments, one or two highlights struck me from the compounding blasphemy of this wretched pope. Any day now, would anyone be surprised if he introduces the Karma Sutra as a form of worship?
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The Hindu Mass often includes verses from the Hindu scriptures like the mantra Om and the chanting in Sanskrit of the vedic Pavamana mantra from the Bṛhadāraṇyaka Upanishad as well as the Gayatri mantra from the Rig Veda.
https://www.churchmilitant.com/news/...indu-rite-mass
There would be novel elements to work out. Nuns would have to get used to baby Jesus being an elephant, apparently suffering from dwarfism. Insulting the Lord has always been a speciality of popish adoration and new techniques are being worked out right now. “Is there anything I could present to God to show Him how little I think of Him? And make sure He ‘gets it’ just how much I despise Him?” And sure enough they've found something certain to embody their contempt.

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The anus is of no interest to God. Indeed its function is expressly stated to be abhorrent. The very thing He made sure He included in His instructions to Moses, so bad that the sight (let alone the smell) of such ordure would be enough for God to turn away, even from people He loved. Imagine what that would be like in your own experience. Someone you care deeply for, for whom you've brought the greatest gift you could afford for which you'd sacrificed meals or a new car or even and you're so happy to ring the doorbell with the gift concealed somewhere as a surprise; the door opens, you smile, jab! jab! jab! in your eye with a red hot skewer. That's what it would be like for God.

Deuteronomy 23: 12-14 Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad: and thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee: for the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.

I've included an enlargement to show nuns positioned for the full olfactory experience. In the comments were predictable bleatings from this disharmonious flock. What exactly goes on in their heads I have no idea but clearly they've never studied The Bible.

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Why does India need a "Hindu/Dalit/Brahmin" rite liturgy when we already have a RICH tradition and history of Syriac rite churches and theology? Instead of developing and adopting novel, non-Christian practices we should turn to what we already have and have had historically.
Rich tradition alright. All the way back to Babylon, it's anti-God idolatry with knobs on.
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When I study my faith I do not refer to my Americanism to understand my faith. I study the Gospels, the Bible, I read the Church Fathers, the Didache, the Canons. I am not Catholic because I am American, I am Catholic because I have accepted the true and ancient Faith.

The Church Fathers, the Didache (whatever that is) and the Canons very likely support non-elephant blasphemy. They rely on it to wallow in their bloated trough. The Gospels are another matter; false teachings were very roundly condemned by Christ and described throughout The Bible——for example in Deuteronomy——as anyone reading either would know. Creeds having nothing to do with Christ may call themselves "Christian" all day long but nothing alters reality. They have nothing to do with Jesus at all.
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