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Default Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread - 03-30-2020, 02:28 AM

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Christians shouldn't walk around naked. Eve was ashamed. Adam was ashamed. God clothed them.
Obviously having made them God knew what they looked like nude.
Psalm 139:16 Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them.

Satan loves disaster. It really gets him going. When money dwindles and fools attempt Keynesian economics he spits out fleas. The fleas of homelessness. Fleas of hunger. And the daddy flea of them all: no clothes.
Christians know how to make clothes from leaves (or just about anything; let's face it, the task is not a very difficult one) or from remnants for a multi-hued cloak or cut up tents if it comes to that. When or if the money runs out make sure that you remain clothed, even if some grebo offers you big bucks for twirling around foozled under twinkling lights. Just say no.
II Peter 1:11-15 For so an entrance shall be ministered unto you abundantly into the everlasting kingdom of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Wherefore I will not be negligent to put you always in remembrance of these things, though ye know them, and be established in the present truth. Yea, I think it meet, as long as I am in this tabernacle, to stir you up by putting you in remembrance; knowing that shortly I must put off this my tabernacle, even as our Lord Jesus Christ hath shewed me. Moreover I will endeavour that ye may be able after my decease to have these things always in remembrance.
It's quite amazing that the Bible teaches us how to handle modern macroeconomics, isn't it, sister? Still, I shouldn't be surprised: the Bible can be used to answer any question if you just look hard enough. It's a sign of the retched times that so few economists have adopted Christian monetary theory as proposed by GOD in the year beginning of Earth (I can't remember which journal though!).


But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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