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Default Re: I proclaim AUTHORITY over coronavirus and this church! - 04-04-2020, 07:57 PM

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There's a chartered bus service that stops here called Megabus, and I'm told I could ride the Megabus to Des Moines for $60.


If somebody could please send me $80 via Western Union, I can pick that up over at the 7-11 on Market Street.

The extra $20 would be so I can get a little food during the long bus trip, and I would pay you back in full as soon as I'm back on my feet and working.
Wow Faith, you know I would if only I could, but Mr. Etheldreda has put us on a very tight budget in these times. You see, with all this talk about the Pastor's Jet Fund, Mr. Etheldreda reports that the LORD laid on his hear that he should procure his own small, private plane and he's deciding whether he wants to get a pilot's license or hire a captain. A captain would be convenient he says, but less privacy for doing the LORD's work. So you see I'm not able to help. But I do hope you can find a place to wash up at least. Freehold doesn't allow stinky hobos in her walls anyway. I'm sure you understand.




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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