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Originally Posted by JamesH.B
On the advice of Brother Larry and a request from a Baptist pastor's son to court Esther, I am withdrawing my offer, Mr. Weinstein.
In response to Brother Larry's questioning of Esther's purity, I would like to point out that just yesterday she passed yet another purity test with flying colors.
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Who is doing these tests? Have you used Landover's "Testavirgin" that you can get by mail? I think it's on Amazon too. For more accurate results, Landover has a team of specialists that will come to your home and test for a very reasonable fee and extra tithe.
I will be interested in seeing how long this Baptist pastor's son sticks around. I am truly not trying to sound skeptical because Elizabeth is a wonderful person, but now that I think about it maybe you should have gone with the rich Joo's offer after all. Money can hide a multitude of issues.
I hope you aren't offended by my up-front statements. I covet your brotherhood and friendship greatly. It's not your fault your wife gave you a lemon.
In His Love,
BrotherLarry