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Jesus Re: It's Time to Try Again - 08-03-2019, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesH.B View Post
On the advice of Brother Larry and a request from a Baptist pastor's son to court Esther, I am withdrawing my offer, Mr. Weinstein.

In response to Brother Larry's questioning of Esther's purity, I would like to point out that just yesterday she passed yet another purity test with flying colors.

Who is doing these tests? Have you used Landover's "Testavirgin" that you can get by mail? I think it's on Amazon too. For more accurate results, Landover has a team of specialists that will come to your home and test for a very reasonable fee and extra tithe.


I will be interested in seeing how long this Baptist pastor's son sticks around. I am truly not trying to sound skeptical because Elizabeth is a wonderful person, but now that I think about it maybe you should have gone with the rich Joo's offer after all. Money can hide a multitude of issues.


I hope you aren't offended by my up-front statements. I covet your brotherhood and friendship greatly. It's not your fault your wife gave you a lemon.


In His Love,
BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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