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Default Re: Pandemic in Mink Will Affect Freehold - 01-06-2021, 03:13 AM
I think everyone here is misguided about the best fur coats.

First off, minks are vile creatures with a nasty disposition - they would sooner eat your children and pets than clear out your chicken coop (let alone naw on your ankles). Denmark led the way in stupidity by killing and burying 17 million of them - only to have them rise up in their shallow graves and send mail-in votes for Biden. They would have been better off letting them die of the Rona and then chlorinate them and harvest the pelts, or better yet, let them get "herd immunity". The whole thing reminds me of the attempt to dynamite that beached whale in Oregon fifty years ago. God did give the mink a nice pelt - a reward for humans to kill them.

The best coats are made from clubbed baby seals - warm, soft, and waterproof. Seal coats are perfect for drilling oil in ANWR (if you're a Democrat you're going to need that oil to make those cheap polyester fiber fill coats to keep warm).

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