[Bob4God]

As owner and proprietor of FREEHOLD FIREARMS in Freehold, Iowa, I can assure you there are few people who know as much as I do about home defense.

There's no substitute for the raw power of the SPAS 12 shotgun loaded with fin-stabilized slugs designed for the most accurate and devastating spray of holy death that a man can produce short of calling fire from Heaven.

I recommend installing emergency shutoff switches in every room to kill power to the whole house in case of an intruder. Let them stumble around in the dark, I say, while you strap on a pair of thermal imaging goggles, priced to MOVE at Freehold Firearms.

Of course, this is all useless if the intruder is armed with helmet mounted LED lights or night vision, as well as body armor and riot shields.

And an intruder wise enough to stock up on armor and tactical gear is going to come packing flash bangs and gas grenades. That's why you'll want to call up FREEHOLD FIREARMS, and tell Bob to RUSH you your very own Army-approved gas mask and ultra-protective ear plugs, designed to filter out dangerous impulsive noise while still allowing high end frequencies to reach your ears. And those are the important frequencies my friend, the ones that betray silent steps in the night and breathing that may be sneaking up behind you or hiding around the corner.

You can't be too prepared. After all, your enemies shop with us, too, and nobody can protect you from FREEHOLD FIREARMS like FREEHOLD FIREARMS.