Thank you, Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, for explaining this in such detail. I will be using it later for the over-7s science class, as I know the older twins are eager to learn how to avoid the risk of one of them falling into the pit of the gay. Could I trouble you to clear up a couple of points?
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Homosexuality is NOT genetic. The information in the DNA remains the same.
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So this seems to suggest that if twins are identical, it must (as we thought) be a Lifestyle Choice for one of them to descend into buggery? However,
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
This is more subtle. It is caused by methodism of the DNA, as stated in the quote above.
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Here you place the blame squarely on methodism. Now we are all aware of the methodist problem. In Godless Britain, their infamous obese fraudster banker/minister known as the
Crystal Methodist was known for his drug-fueled orgies with
assorted criminal rent boys.
I suppose it could be argued that both gaydom and methodism are lifestyle choices. Do you think that this would be the simplest way to explain it to 9-year-olds?
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
The pollutions of the world CAN BE overcome. But that is not enough. We must continue on the narrow path (Matthew 7:14) and follow the Instructions of Jesus!  |
Now,
that, Brother, is exactly the sort of message that we need to drill into to our youngsters. With your permission, I will use it verbatim to close the lesson.
YiC
Joanna