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Default Re: Salvation™ made Easy! - 11-04-2018, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
I've been reading the Psalms and noticed something confirming that mormons are not Christians. How many people have been deceived by their neat attire and lack of dreadlocks, knocking on the door? The 115th Psalm confirms that people need to be alive to praise Jesus forever.
Psalm 115:16-18 The heaven, even the heavens, are the LORD'S: but the earth hath he given to the children of men. The dead praise not the LORD, neither any that go down into silence. But we will bless the LORD from this time forth and for evermore. Praise the LORD.
Clearly if dead people cannot praise Him then deceased persons are not dead.
(We really should have a sub-forum here called "Serious Biblical Discussions" or something like that. I see it as being a forum that would allow us to say how right God and the Bible are.)

However, to your most interesting point:

The Psalmist did not in any way suggest that dead people do much. When he says " But we will bless the LORD from this time forth and for evermore. Praise the LORD." He speaks of the Nation of Israel - I.e. those who are alive during the various pogroms and punishments that The Lord sees fit to inflict on the Jews.

It is either that, or the Psalmist is hoping for a job in Heaven:

Back in the Day, before Jesus, there was no entry to Heaven, but that is not to say Heaven was empty. There were what we now call Angels and Cherubs and Seraphs (and horses), and other things we do not know the names of but group among the former under the sub-heading "Beasts":

Re:4:6: And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind.
Re:4:7: And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle.
Re:4:8: And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within: and they rest not day and night, saying, Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.
Re:4:9: And when those beasts give glory and honour and thanks to him that sat on the throne, who liveth for ever and ever,


Now I should imagine that, from time to time, a job being one of the Beasts arises. I'm not sure why there should be a vacancy - perhaps one of them gets promoted for saying "Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come" in a particularly pleasing way to God.

On the Subject of Mormons, this is their Damnation:

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They have their own additional texts, directly contradicting not only The Bible
Re:22:18: For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Re:22:19: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.


And this is the mormon Baptismal Font:


The first thing we note is Brazen Images. The next thing is that the Ox is the symbol of Baal Hadad, a Canaanite god, whose priests Elijah defeated (1 Kings 18:20-40) and whose power Gideon thus proved was illusory.

Mormons are not Christians, they are heathens. They are escaped Arabs practicing a mockery of a discredited god.





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