I stumbled onto this article by mistake, thinking Pink News was a shopping site for pink garments to wear to church. I should have known better, seeing that UK handle on the URL.
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/03/0...dD1b-4FwirHC3I
So, it is clear, a depraved homer has been allowed to pollute tv-waves for a very long time now, having secretly admitted his perversion of choice to another fellow queer-o.
“well, you know, I must be smack in the middle.”
^Evidently, we know what his preferred position was too, as if he couldn't have made it less obvious.
Now you know, I never let my kids watch his show in the first place! I'd never trust a man who tells children he doesn't know, through a television screen, to be his neighbor. Thankfully, knowing he is in Hell somewhere roasting like a corn-cob gives me some comfort, yet, I still can't shake the imagining of him sandwiched in the middle like oreo creme between a pre-teen's hooch and tally, enjoying two genders of young flesh in one heave.