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Default Re: The Biblical Case for Making Trump King - 09-18-2017, 01:20 AM

I get so excited at the thought of Trump becoming King. I wonder what styles he would go by. I know he's a humble, modest man, but we need something that would bring the office the gravitas it deserves. Perhaps:


Donald, by the grace of God King of America, Emperor of Iraq and Afghanistan, Coregent of Okinawa, Protector of Guam, Lord of Mar-a-Lago . . .


Anything else we could add?


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