[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

My most beloved Sister in God, this is so thoughtful of you! I wonder what Jesus will say, however, about you "selling" something that does not belong to you - your permit to park in that spot has expired immediately after you reduced your tithing.

Since you aren't a Titanium Tither anymore, and thus you have no right to park in the Titanium Tither parking spot, Jesus advised me to call the towing company. That old clunker of yours is being towed away as we speak. I'm not sure if you will be able to recover it, I think they're taking it directly to the dump.

You are in my prayers, beloved Sister. Now and always.

My Darling and Treasured Sister in our Savior:

How my heart beats with joy just to hear your name. But, my sweetest one, I DO have a certificate of ownership for that parking spot. Signed by Ezekiel himself - it give me the right to transfer it to ANYONE I wish. Sister Cookie took the money and got me the certificate the following Sunday. As for any clunker being in my spot, I'm afraid you're wrong. My vehicles are all in my luxuriously appointed parking nook behind my luxuriously appointed Apostle's Park Court estate, guarded by True Christian™ security staff.

Sister Etheldreda was using my space for her moped and she may have parked her "work" car there but I wouldn't call it a clunker.

How lovely to correspond with you as always, my most beloved and exceptionally special sister in the family of God. May He bestow exactly the blessings you deserve at this moment.

In Congenial Christian Love,
NRL