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Originally Posted by Arethusa
Thank goodness bc Quiznos subs taste like crap. Don't you people eat any good around here? All this Denny's and Quizno's talk is worrying.
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I have a balanced diet. Some nights I have Pot Noodles; some nights I have rice and ketchup; on yet another night, I may have partially-denatured chicken placenta. A word of advice: NEVER get a Slav housekeeper. There may be some things Polacks are good for (although I'm still not entirely sure what), but cooking is
not one of them.
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Originally Posted by Arethusa
Why Brother Temperance, don't tell me you read those books too. Any on philosophy? I think your hiding that intellectual light under a bushel!
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As a good Christian, it is my duty to stay informed on all the Devil's machinations. I am currently forcing myself to wade through the unbelievably blasphemous rantings of the hellbound LESBIAN
Sheila Jeffreys. Her work should be read by everyone, as a prime example of what happens when women try to think: their brains melt down.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.