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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
I have a balanced diet. Some nights I have Pot Noodles; some nights I have rice and ketchup; on yet another night, I may have partially-denatured chicken placenta. A word of advice: NEVER get a Slav housekeeper. There may be some things Polacks are good for (although I'm still not entirely sure what), but cooking is not one of them.
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Rice & ketchup? Is there some corned beef chopped up with some yummy onions, garlic and pimento in the mix somewhere at least?
I'm a poor student, can't afford a housekeeper. I hope the Lord doesn't mind.
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As a good Christian, it is my duty to stay informed on all the Devil's machinations. I am currently forcing myself to wade through the unbelievably blasphemous rantings of the hellbound LESBIAN Sheila Jeffreys. Her work should be read by everyone, as a prime example of what happens when women try to think: their brains melt down.
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Ok, you just stole the top spot in my LBC heart from Pastor Pistle.
