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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
If you think there are 'decent' people still left in the world, boy will you be surprised that "heaven" is so empty.

Are you on drugs? If you are, please leave and do not come back until you manage to make sense again. Thank you.

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Originally Posted by ShiraishiMinoru View Post
What in the world is this place?
It's called a fo-rum. That is a place where peo-ple can talk on-line. This one is a True Chris-ti-an™ Fo-rum. Here, true Chris-ti-ans™ con-gre-gate to wor-ship. You un-der-stand?

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You people who frequent this forum automatically label new people to your community as "unsaved trash"... don't you see how this is wrong?
No, of course not. All people are born as hellbound sinners, as they inherited original sin from Adam, so all people are naturally unsaved.

Only accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour can change anything about this. If you have done so, the moderators on this forum will notice, and up your status to True Christian™.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of people who are trying to make fun of True Christianity™ out there, and they frequently join this forum specifically to deceive us into believing they are True Christians™, while in reality, they are God-hating atheists. That's why we are very cautious here.

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Have we forgotten what the true meaning of the word "compassion" means? Jesus wanted the wretched, the poor, and the helpless. All you people want is reassurance of your own salvation and a place for you to discuss hatred. It would be different if you were discussing and acting out ways to reach out to the communities for which you feel pity, fear, and hate.
What are you talking about? You clearly haven't read the Holy Bible much:

2 Corinthians 6:14-17:

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

As you can see, we are to shun unbelievers, and have no business with them.

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As a Christian who has lurked these forums just over an hour, I'm thoroughly disgusted by whatever "True Christian" is supposed to be.
So were the Pharisees when Jesus taught them what it meant to be what it meant to be a true follower of God. Hypocrites who only follow the parts of the Bible they like and refuse to kill homosexuals always get disgusted when confronted with the Biblical Truth™ of True Christianity™


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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