[I Man Rastafari]

Greetings Gordon. I have become quite skilled in communicating with white people since I came here to Babylon from my home which is in Jamaica and I would like to offer you some advice on how to deal with them. First of all they place a high value on good writing skills. I myself learned proper English and writing skills at the Methodist School in Kingston. If I was you I would begin each sentence with a capital letter and end with a period. There are many other buttons on the keyboard but we can discuss the proper use of them later. Also I think you should not be so hostile because it makes the Baptists angry. They have to deal with many hostile atheists and they are sensitive. If you want to be rude to the atheists that is OK I suppose because no one cares but I think it is really best to be polite at all times. Also you should brush your teeth every morning and apply a fine oil to your dreads.


Jah Guide
Trevor