[Marshall]

They need a change of venue. The Middle East is a disgusting cistern filled with the stink of corpses, burning rubber and smoldering hair beneath a STRONG, musky body odor sort of stink that is hard to describe to someone who hasn't been there. It would be like living right next door to a chicken farm all the time only the smell is worse.
The heat makes it worse.
The sand makes it worse.
Life there isn't like life as we know it. Other terrorists living in better climates simply love the pedophilia and homosexual aspect of Islam, the women have no choice otherwise they'd be Christian for sure. No one in their right mind would actually want to be an unintelligent sheep following some arcane faith created by a desert nomad hundreds of years ago. If the Muslims would abandon all that and just follow Jesus they would see the error of their former ways.
I can't guarantee they'd go to heaven since they were hideously blaspheming before they converted. It depends on if they asked Jesus for forgiveness the right way I guess. Ask Him wrong and why would He bother. Who wants to spend eternity with a smelly former Islamist? It really is pretenteous that a Muslim even converts to Christianity anyway. I mean there is no way God wants someone like that hanging out in Heaven forever. Why would they even think He would welcome them after the way they were? Like anointing a pornstar as a Pastor. It's just a bad idea to mess with Gods nerves like that, He is liable to destroy a city or something(Katrina, Singapore< tsunamis< earthquakes<floods<etc).