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Default Re: Heterosexual Marriage Banned in Sweden - 09-25-2021, 10:24 PM

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I am happy that 90+ % of people in heaven will actually be Americans. Praise God. I would hate heaven if I had to be surrounded by Irish and Swedes.
Oh, I don't think that you have to worry about a bunch of Irish storming the stage of heaven. First, they have their Catholic Mariolatry holding them back from being Saved©. Then, they have their green beer and other, stronger, drinks. Add to that their pagan traditions, excitable temperaments and preponderance towards ginger hair and freckles, and you will find Heaven to be barely stained by an Irish presence.


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