When I approved the invitation of this guy I thought he was from
Belgium, Wisconsin! Are you saying that you actually brought a Frenchie FOREIGNER to preach in MY Church!
Belgium, WI, is such a nice place and worthy of a mega-LBC-Church!
And yet you folks bring ME a guy who comes from a country that invented THIS!
And YES, I AM 29. And YES, we need more Pastors to outreach in the sodomite nations and preach in American, not any
savages belgiques, who try to escape their urban jungle and contaminate my houseboys with their guttural speech. My oh my what would my late father and
YOUR good friend Lamentations Flint
YOUR Pastor have thought of bringing a
Frenchie to town. And did you know that that language you actually QUOTED is the same that they used to use in Indonesia and now half of my docile houseboys are suddenly scheming in that old colonial tongue? Just asking!
Of course, ample tithes can correct any damage caused by this debacle.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)