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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Tchoupitoulas my friend, the problem with these people is that they think that other people have the same preoccupation with sex that they do. They can not comprehend that it is possible to see a naked human being without getting debauched thoughts screaming through their heads as that is what happens to them in those circumstances.
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Tchoupitoulas, do not pay attention to what that old pirate is talking about.
I expect that when he was typing that, his mind was wandering to horrible images of what he would do if he were in the skinny dipping pool with you and your harlot friends.
It's a well known fact that pirates spend their entire lives raiding, pillaging, plundering, and raping fair maidens.
And when they are not engaged in that, they bugger their cabin boys.
Please, Tchoupitoulas, repent your wicked ways and come to our loving arms.