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flag Reckless Driving in England - The case of President Trump and Anne Sacoolas - 11-09-2019, 04:19 AM

I always pray before taking the road to spread the Gospel and Jesus has always provided, as I have been spared ugly deaths within a pile of lousy European cars even when driving on the wrong side of the road in Godless England. Jesus has been kind and Merciful to take my wheel.

Proverbs 21:31
The horse is prepared against the day of battle: but safety is of the LORD.

It may surprise the Godly people on this Forum that in the Heathen colonies of England one drives on the left side of the road, which is preposterous, dangerous and apparently a recent innovation by Satan. This causes the Englishmen to crash into Godly American drivers by wanton negligence of the U.S. legislation. An unfortunate incident of this kind occurred when a reckless man collided with a Godly representative of the Trump government in England, got killed and forced the diplomat, Anne Sacoolas, to return to the safe Haven of the Godly U.S. of A. With kindness so typical of Him, President Trump entertained the relatives of the leftist driver at the White House and offered them substantial amount of money but they refused. A sad story. But it teaches us some valuable lessons.

1. Do not let women drive.
Proverbs 9:13
A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.

2. Driving on the left hand side of the road is Satanic.
Matthew 25:33
And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.

3. Driving on the left side means socialism, Sanders, Obama, Stalin and National Socialism which means Mussolini.
2 Thessalonians 3:10
For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

These are also clear references for the Welshmen to cease their shagging antics with all kinds of ruminants. That said. it is time Creation Science tackled the issue of driving on the left side of the road. An abrupt overnight change unto the correct, right-hand driving mode might be too ambitious regarding the sorry state of the British psyche. After all, we're discussing a country has has consistently failed to produce any high-quality palywrights, novelists, poets, painters, composers of hymns (except Willcocks), scientists or military leaders capable of winning wars without U.S. or Russian intervention.Their intellect simply is not adequate to deal with sudden changes, as we can see from their inability to leave the Satanic European Union and join the U.S: as a vassal state along with Greenland.

And as that is going to happen soon, we need to find a way to switch the driving habits of the English asap. Our team now has the solution: we'll do it in eleven stages.


You won't survive this going in the leftist manner.

The plan is as follows: Look at the registration plate of this default-type British vehicle.



Now, look at the last digit before the letter "S" (means sulfur, don't no why it seems to be relevant). It is #6. With calculus we can count the months and see that it corresponds to the month of June.
  • Solution: Based on the last digit of the registration plate, the driver will start driving on the correct, right side of the road in the month corresponding to that number. Those with number 1 will start driving on the right in January, those with an 8 in August, etc. The ones with a zero ("0") will have October and November and December will be reserved for government vehicles to start learning. Everyone will also pray for safety and those who are Worthy will be spared. And the UK will be ready to join the U.S. as an overseas colony, a political system that the British have always loved and cherished. Q.E.D. Habeas corpus! Lorem ipsum!
You can avoid THIS:


And gain THIS:


Just follow our instructions to drive and thrive!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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