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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 08-15-2011, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bamsmybaby View Post
Are you telling me that you've never had sex with your wife? If so, why? You say it's a sin, yet if you don't need to have it, why have you?


If you ask me, you should repent at once, clearly lust got the better of you.

And if you haven't, you should really ask what she was doing 9 months prior to the birth of your children
God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. Since I have genitalia, I am able to bring forth spawn through the mundane act of sexual reproduction. After all, there's no sense praying for something that God has already given you the power to do yourself. But if I had been able to become a eunuch, I would have, and then God would have created my sons from scratch, as He did Adam.

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