I went to FlintMart©( today and loaded up. There were restrictions, only 10 cases per shopper. I was glad I had a bunch of my kids with me. I also got a few boxes of Certified Bible Wipes® to ensure Gods Holy Word™ stays pure.
While at FlintMart© I noticed Pastor Ezekiel up in the office, gazing down upon the masses with his loving steely eyes,ensuring the lines at the checkout went smoothly.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.