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Default RIHANNA: Christian boyfriend disciplines this emo harlot - 02-13-2009, 10:49 PM

For those of you not up to date with the Rihanna story, here it is:

First, Rihanna - from Barbados, came to America to steal our jobs. The particular job she stole involves wearing emo haircuts, warbling terrible songs that sound like a failed opera singer gargling, and of course wearing scanty clothing.

She met a Christian man named Chris Brown, who sings about God in his songs, and even has Jesus tattooed on his arm:



Then, just before the grammy awards, there to pick up her newest Award for corrupting America's youth, her Christian boyfriend Chris Brown recieved a text message from another woman.

Now, remember that the Bible is filled with righteous men that have multiple wives. So no matter what message that other woman sent, Rihanna has no excuse whatsoever for getting bitchy about it. Yet she did, in clear violation of the Bible.

The Bible says women are to use "chaste conversation, coupled with fear." They are not to braid their hair, wear gold, or put on any "apparel." 1 Peter 3:2-6

In this photo you can cleary see she is wearing gold, in violation of the Bible. Also, note the emo haircut - she supports the emosexual agenda to turn America's boys into sissified proto-homos.


Rihanna, a singer, is disobeying the Bible's command that women be silent:

Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 1 Timothy 2:11-15
But she didn't, so she was disciplined the way God demands that uppity women be disciplined.

There's another theory of what happened: her Chris Brown discovered that Rihanna did not possess "tokens of her virginity" and thus decided to have to put to death, as Deuteronomy 22:13-22 demands.

Rihanna is lucky that God did not choose to discipline her directly. Take a look at Ezekiel 23: the entire chapter is the story of how God punishes a harlot, God has her nose and ears cut off, God has her forced to "pluck off" her own breasts, and then after being raped and mutilated, she is stoned to death.

Rihanna, on the other hand, only got punched a few times, bitten once or twice, and choaked into unconciousness. God let you off easy, Rihanna!


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