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Default Re: Letters from the War on Christmas - 12-09-2010, 03:26 PM

Keep up the good fight, Brother Wash, and please continue to send us your dispatches from the front lines.

Should you be taken prisoner-of-war in this fight, I am, at this moment developing a plan that should gain your freedom.

I'm calling the plan "Operation Tin Cup". Some of the details need some fine-tuning, but it generally includes these steps:

1. We receive word of your capture.
2. Sheriff Don apprehends a squad of Wal-Mart greeters and their supervisor just before they go on duty.
3. Sheriff Don waterboards the supervisor just to show we're serious.
4. The group is brought before my court and charged with various high crimes and misdemeanors (I'm still working on this detail)
5. They are all found guilty and sentenced to prison.
6. We arrange a prisoner swap with the Little Rock PD.
7. You arrive back in Freehold and Mayor Hold presents you with a medal attesting to your valor.


The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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