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Default Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, to the GODLIEST Man on Earth, Pastor Zeke!!!!! - 07-16-2016, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine View Post
OK, this is rumor control:

Yes, I took Pastor Zeke on a road trip to the Prairie Meadows Casino in Altoona, and yes, we both drank a lot of single malt whiskey during the drive, and yes, Pastor is currently in jail with a DUI charge pending against him.

But I want to be very, very, very, VERY clear that the human trafficking charge is completely bogus, and we expect it will soon be dismissed. We thought we were doing a good deed when we offered that girl a ride.

Hey I gave that girl a ride last year. The first time I stopped for her she stole my Rolex, the second time I stopped for her she stole my crocodile skin wallet, the third time I stopped for her, she said "Not you again, you got nothing worth my time".


If she's hanging round the police station giving statements and such please let her know that I have a new watch and wallet.


Phil
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