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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
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I suppose you're trying to say that the Baathists are not socialists.
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In 1953, the Baath Party merged with Akram Hawrani's Arab Socialist Party to become the Arab Socialist Baath Party. The shrewd alliance helped the new group quickly become a serious challenge to its rivals.
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How strange that just before the WMD inspectors didn't report finding any the hardware was exported to Syria, allegedly! Now I know that reality is difficult for certain categories of human to grasp. So there are some easy steps to follow, are you ready? Then we'll begin. toot! toot!
- ’Ello? ’Ello? We vould like some more nerve gass.
- OK, how much this time?
- All off itt
- Velly goot. Sending to the usual location?
- It iss.
- Did you kno the UN weapons inspectors r headed your way?
- Oh Nose!!!! Quikk! Quikk! The verry big trukks!! Zoom all to other Baath neighbour who've been pestering me for the queer!
- [a 3rd party enters] Aahh! Now what can I do with this.......
- KBOOM
And another socialist republic gets started in with the mass murder. Can you tell which one it is? Are they doing exactly what you'd expect if they
had scooped all the WMD's and exactly what every other socialist outfit has done? Maybe more shells and gas than bullets and heads but you get the idea.
Well you probably don't, but this is a very good reason not to celebrate Valentine's day.