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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
It takes a special kind of idiot to masturbate near a volcano. That's just asking for a whuppin' from the Lord.
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Brother in Christ,
I strongly suspect that
masturbation is also a
cause of volcanism and not only a correlate.
Psalms 144:5
Bow thy heavens, O LORD, and come down: touch the mountains, and they shall smoke.
It is higly likely that by examining the distribution of volcanoes in the world, we could also detect the hotspots of
self-abuse, namely, papist Naples, Iceland, Japan, papist (of the
Muslin variety) Indonesia, and New Zealand (also known as the ovine
fornicatory capital on Earth). This is how True™ Creation Science works!
Glory!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer